Ask Not For Whom The Baja Blasts

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

donald duck homophobic moments

I'm the guy who puts megaplastics in the water supply. Some other guy comes along and shreds and grinds them into microplastics. We burn with undying contempt for each other but we have hooked up a few times