Look at all this trash.

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Tumblr sexyman contest ongoing… Trump about to give a long Fourth of July speech outside during extreme heat…oh yeah it’s all coming together

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

literally everyone on earth believes in social policing. we are social animals. everyone believes that there are valid reasons to socially exclude people from certain social spaces. Its just completely embarrassing to call that sort of thing "cop thinking" or pretend you don't believe in it. you do! you just quibble about where the lines are and how to decide who needs to be on the outs. so let's be honest about the fact that that is what we are arguing over - not whether or not people should be socially excluded, but who, for what, and how!