I’m caught in you so often, I forget who’s who

Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.