I’m caught in you so often, I forget who’s who

Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy

i have tested positive for tzatziki

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

Maybe I'll feel better after I swing my fuckhuge big sword around a bit

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

i feel like tumblr users are the only ones who don’t use ai. everyone else would fuck chatgpt if they could

First of all put some respect on my name