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crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

clown graveyard and its just one grave

Not because it's packed like a clown car but because only one clown has ever been killed

corpsey the clown

ideal fantasy job: gnome exterminator. imagine the satisfaction of pulling apart a gnome like a cheese string. just popping it like a tube of cookie dough. whole time the gnome is uncontrollably giggling it just loves this shit. it just reforms later. its like a visit to the chiropractor for him

needed a flint for flint and steel so i took my gravel block out back and beat it to death with my shovel

when im bored as shit at night time i go on ebay and lowball people selling tamagotchis. i be sending downright unreasonable offers i mean real gust of wind and tumbleweed type shit. a peanut a sweet and three pennies. give me the elctronic toy

markiplier dead in digging straight down disaster

fell straight into a dungeon with an LA gang spawner in it