23 minutes and counting

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

they kill people

the gays in your neighborhood figured out beam attacks

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

i do not see what is so "sexy" about this "croppéd top" that many wear in this age. your vitals are exposéd to the elements. such attire would prove detrimental in a duél. with one fell swoop i could thrust my sword into- why art thou breathing heavier now

what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation