whats a cactus

google search Beautiful rocks near me

doing some stupid shit up on a mountain

im never gonna get my fucking cutie mark

see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

Yea you think you cool but you'd probably contribute no meaningful flavor if you were added to the broth

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

cats will be like "mreep" and every human in the vicinity will be like yes maam youre so right you know everything we love you

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

you do now

Congrats on your new cat

This is how owners get their cats.

stopp omg why are primary care doctors like "girl theres nothing wrong with you" and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like "goddamn you got syndrome"

you could be bleeding out on the floor and a primary care physician will come along and be like "its just your anxiety"