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please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

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the red robust ghost pipefish is one of the most shaped animals on earth

dubiousdoobie

iwanttohavesexwithsupermario

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

malisaurusrex

...what?

iwanttohavesexwithsupermario

What's not clicking

awawawabot

me: *takes a bite of egg* guy in suit: you've been egged me: what the fuck guy in suit: you're at 0 fate points and 5 charlie brown stocks, how are you gonna make like a deer and get the egg out of there me: what the fuck are you saying guy in suit, sweating: i am just a normal guy, and you and me and the rest of the egg gang are gonna pull this together, so what do you wanna do me, choking on egg: what the fuck are you saying

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idkitsartman

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

rizsnt

break out of your role 🌻🌟

bog-teeth

then again, "always" slightly mispronounces "hallways." it also echoes it.

#probably the art that has stuck in my mind most on this site #ironic to be about house of leaves

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

facilitatingmyaddiction

SENSHI PROPAGANDA

BE UPON YE

I think it's time for my man to have some propaganda since we're in the final stretch! Senshi deserves at least a fair fight.

First, he can be really hot:

Look at those arms. Those luscious locks of hair. WHAT A MAN!

Plus, he can be more explicitly sexy:

Do you like panty shots? He has them!!!!

Plus he's the perfect height:

I'll let your imagination do the rest.

AND HE'S CUTE AND SILLY!!!!

He's the cutiest patootiest of a man you'll ever find.

I believe in Senshi supremacy! He will treat you right!!!!

VOTE SENSHI!!!!

mens-rights-activia

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qcharlie

there's nothing more radiant than a trans person's smile and you must dedicate your entire life to making them occur as often as possible. it is non negotiable

qcharlie

you see that sad """"man"""" ? imagine her cheerful and happy with giggles because she's loved by those around her and accepting herself. beautiful right? send her 1 thousand dollars for estrogen Now

qcharlie

you see that person trapped in the binary? go up to them right now and let them know it's possible to escape it. allow them the freedom they seek through respect and acknowledgement ! send them 1 thousand dollars for hrt Now

qcharlie

you see that sad """woman"""? imagine him singing at the top of his lungs in a karaoke bar because his very best friend handed him the mic and he finally doesn't hate the sound of his own voice. amazing right? send him 1 thousand dollars for testosterone Now

skopostheorie

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tastylemonbread

willgrahamscock

“why don’t lesbians who date masc women just date men?” Why don’t straight women who like men just date masc women?

hometoursandotherstuff

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.

My favorite part is the sink.

c-rowlesdraws

your name is Lurien the Watcher | Monomon the Teacher | Herrah the Beast, and you'd rather be anywhere else than still in this meeting with these two weirdos.

I think it would be fun if the three Dreamers were strangers before the Pale King put them together for the world's most high-stakes group project, and it took some time for them to warm up to each other...

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gemthegerm

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

thwrangis

yank my vegetable till you see my fuck ugly root system fuckkkkkkkkkkk its a taproot fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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