im losing by their side

the soft animal of my body wants a spliff and four pints of cider

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

okay!

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)