half-Man, half-Elf

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

the problem with voice acting these days is that nobody sounds properly fucked up anymore. every time they need someone to play a weird guy or a creature it's just some dude with a traditional handsome guy voice gargling a little. it's like trying to use a picrew to make an old person.