half-Man, half-Elf

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

the problem with voice acting these days is that nobody sounds properly fucked up anymore. every time they need someone to play a weird guy or a creature it's just some dude with a traditional handsome guy voice gargling a little. it's like trying to use a picrew to make an old person.

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

I know this is rude and not very cash money of me but some women date/marry/procreate with absolute fucking losers. Complete wastes of oxygen; can’t do housework, have poor hygiene, are selfish, mean and have the nerve to be ugly on top of everything. I simply don’t get it like idk if it’s because I came out the womb an ornery baby with zero patience but like…I just don’t get it honestly. Sometimes I’ll hear my friends tell me about their bf or husbands and I have to wonder “is being single just not an option??” Especially if no children are involved and your finances aren’t tied up together. I just don’t get it

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

there are sounds that only bald people can hear