breaker breaker, you there?

Never ask a lesbian about Eddie Diaz. that's personal

not coming out as gay until you have a husband is so chic and so shane hollander…he moves in silence

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

(kicking my can sullenly across the road) it may be cold in saskatchewan but here at the international prospect cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice

casting directors be like can we get the waifish clowning bodybuilder with a facial posture like marlene dietrich to play the closeted bisexual macho top whose signature move could only be described as the “tornado blowjob”. please.

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

people on the internet are literally like you don’t have to come out of the closet if you don’t want to! that is completely valid! unless you are a celebrity and i think you’re gay then if you don’t come out you’re queerbaiting and that’s homophobic and you deserve to die. and they think this is normal behavior