we choose to feel passion.

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

[TEXT: Sex - also known as shagging (AUDIO: The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society, PROSE: Happy Endings), boffing (PROSE: The Two Jasons), fucking (TV: Combat, Meat), hanky-panky (TV: Kill the Moon) [+], hooking up (PROSE: Rory's Stag), and how's-your-father (AUDIO: Visiting Hours, Serenity, A Photograph To Remember) - was an action performed by two or more people. /END]

hello tall girlies remember when getting up at the end of a long journey that there might be a luggage rack above your head

the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

accomodations are important but i think they miss the point of this post. sometimes you can't do it. at all. someone needs to do it for you or it will never happen.

"and then you force yourself anyway" folks im starting to think some of you really do not understand what it means to not be able to do things.

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.