we choose to feel passion.

Theres a new service called nintendo switch offline and its called hanging with your boys. annual charge of a damn smile.

soooo embarrassing to get obsessed w a specific character when no one else gives a damn. like yeah heres post #574934. heres au idea #26482. heres art piece #9383. yes its all about the same person, yes i am rambling in the corner blair witch style. feel free to shoot me dead for this btw

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

someone with post 2020 internet socialization when in denial about something being abysmal dogshit: it's camp!

anyone else livin inside their own heart and mind 2 much this summer

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated