Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying βmama? Big ball?β
If I were lean down and say βunfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotionsβ she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead βbig ball went night night!β
Please understand when I say βremoved the ball from the premisesβ I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See Iβve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you canβt just leave this in the tags etc.
You canβt be funnier then me on my own posts, Iβm in tears from laughter















