we choose to feel passion.

joker with an earring voice. bi so curious. sorry. fuck. sorry. this post sucks so fucking bad.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

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