we choose to feel passion.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

do you guys remember actually socializing on social media instead of seeing ad after ad after ad

unfortunately i have fallen ill with a condition called loving my friends so much that i cant imagine who i would be without them. yeah. theres no cure im just gonna have to deal with the quiet euphoria of knowing and being known whenever theyre around. thanks for understanding

EVERYONE. GET MORE IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS NOW. FRIENDSHIP IS ALL WE HAVE ON THIS MISERABLE BALL OF DIRT FLOATING THROUGH SPACE. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

no more kinky pervy asexuals. i'm getting rid of them. no more sweet pure uwu baby asexuals either. we're going back to our roots and becoming heartless unloving killers again #serialkillersummer