alexander

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

my favourite part of ao3 not having an algorithm is that i can click on any random fic, out of whatever curiosity (morbid or otherwise) i may have on a whim, knowing I won't spend the next three months having ''similar'' content constantly shoved in my face in a desperate attempt to keep me engaged while i stab the not interested button over and over with a growing rage bubbling beneath my skin

People who interpret "character playlist" as "playlist of songs the character would listen to" as opposed to the good and honorable "playlist that represents the character" are so alien they're chasing me and my cat around the spaceship. That metaphor got away from me. Much like the cat

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

They're all striking

You were placed in a Time Loop forced to relive the same day over and over again. However, after 100 years, the entity that placed you in that Time Loop comes to investigate why you haven't tried to break free.

"came back wrong" but it's from work

they had every reason to not divulge their relationship until now but I'm so glad they did because there's genuinely no greater knowledge than the fact that two queer kids could become a safe place for each other and weather every storm for 16 years and only come out happier and stronger in the face of it. every single story like theirs is a blessing just to know it exists

no matter what queer joy persists

youd think voice dysphoria would make me shut up every now and then

"you love the sound of your own voice" no thats false it absolutely sucks but it is the vessel for my beautiful mind which i DO love !! so you must see the issue

phannies memorial posting like dan and phil have died but they’re just considering taking one word out their username

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

i am dumber & smarter than u think. do not estimate me

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament