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i can't cope

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

I know this person who like wants to do queer community event planning and they held some kind of talent show event the other day and apparently someone had an act where they squirted onstage and had their partner drink it. And they apparently had no idea that this was part of the act except someone told me that it was discussed beforehand but apparently the event planner like didn’t know what the word squirting meant or something. And as it happened they did not even address it they just moved onto the next thing while everybody in the audience was sitting there in stunned silence. Anyway that’s what this post reminded me of :)

So yeah can I get uh 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 coke 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters