gay with a hint of more gay

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

ma’am this is an uwu free zone

everyone who reblogged this post with an owo or uwu is under arrest for crimes against humanity

cwimes against huwumanity

i am going to break your fingers

This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play