It's gonna get a little weird and a little wild

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered