one-note wonder

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

HOOOOOOOOLY BAZOOOOONGA

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

blocked people block people

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions