Some Homestuck Thing Im trying to do

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS, CHANCES ARE YOU GO ON THE INTERNET EVERYDAY. THE FCC IS NOW PLANNING ON REPEALING NET NEUTRALITY. THIS MEANS THAT POPULAR WEBSITES WILL RUN SLOWLY UNTIL YOU PAY AN EXTRA FEE. WE WOULD NO LONGER HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF USING WEBSITES AND RESEARCHING FOR FREE. 

-=(Why this petition is important)=-

In today’s society the internet is used for just about anything and everything.Comcast’s Xfinity is a very reliable and fast service, however their price for internet data usage cost is unreasonably questionable.

If you use the internet on a daily bases, then you will know that a 300GB data cap on all internet plans is a barbaric idea to begin with.

Even worse is if you go over the capped limit, you are forced into automatically paying $10(USD) for an extra 50GB of data. Also if you’ve not reach your month’s renew date and you go over the 50GB given to you, It will cost another automatic payment of $10.

-=(Why this petition was started)=-

Big companies such as Comcast are taking advantage of their costumers by evaluating how the internet is being used. They want to make the most profit out of people who use it the most, and the only way to do that is to provide service at a very high and unfair price point.

These kind of policies should not legally exist.

-=(What is affected by this policy)=-

EVERYTHING that uses the internet through Comcast’s XFINITY service. If you have a TV plan and you watch TV, just like streaming services such as Netflix, Hulu, and Youtube its going toconsume a lot of data. Games in today’s standard are very huge in file sizes that range anywhere from

20GB-80GB in size while their updates are almost just as huge and very frequent! To today’s standards, 300GB for one month simply will not cut the bill for anybody as it will be used up in less than a week!

-=(Who is affected by this policy)=-

People who

• Work at home over the internet for a living

• Watch media such as Netflix, Hulu, and Youtube

• People & companies who use cloud storage constantly with or without automatic backups

• Schools and institutions which rely on a cloud computer environment

• People who opt for the option to pay for digital copies of downloadable video games and content.

Not everybody is affected. Only those who live in the affected states in the next section. 

However even if you aren’t affected by this policy, I strongly urge you to support and share petition as this can happen to your city next. ESPECIALLY if Comcast covers majority of the internet services in your area. Please don’t wait before it’s too late.

  -=(States affected by this policy)=-

• Alabama: Huntsville and Mobile

• Arizona: Tucson Atlanta,

• Georgia: Augusta and Savannah

• Kentucky: Central

• Maine: All Cities

• Mississippi: Jackson

• Tennessee: Knoxville, Nashville, and Memphis

• South Carolina: Charleston

-=(How can this Petition make a difference)=-

This can better the quality of everybody’s enjoyment of the internet without being charged unfair prices.

Companies will be able to save more money for necessary materials and provide better and more affordable health insurance options for their employees.

Comcast isn’t exactly on good terms with their costumer base as well. This change will generate a Win/Win situation.

Happy Customers = Returning customers.  Happy Customers will refer their friends and families about their experiencesthus generate more customers, possibly gaining customers who were being provided Internet Service by another competitive company.

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Spriteship Flushed/Flushed/Ashen

When one is in a Spriteship, they surround themselves with multiple Matesprite candidates, but does not reproduce with anyone. What a tease.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Duostorgiation Flushed/Ashen/Ashen/Flushed

Similar to a Storgiation, except instead of a relationship growing under pressure, the relationship will grow when love is encouraged in others. The success of the Duostorgiating trolls is directly affected by how successful the relationship that they encourage turns out to be.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Scalemateship Ashen/Flushed/Ashen

A very rare time when an Auspistice finds both of their monitored enemies flushed for them. The Monitor must now choose which of their courtiers they will continue on with and which one they will kill. If they do not kill either of the violent lovers, the two may develop an Infinism.

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Chromership Ashen/Ashen/Caliginous

When an Auspistice becomes unreliable, an additional Auspistice may become involved in order to monitor the original Auspistice. This is usually done to avoid the development of Infinisms or Scalemateships.

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Counter-Clovership Ashen/Caliginous/Caliginous/Ashen

A counter clovership is the opposite of a clovership. It is a group of four trolls who, while usually very friendly or indifferent, will become extremely vicious and violent when the full Counter Clovership comes together. While the members of a Clovership must be kept together, the members of a Counter Clovership must be kept apart at all costs.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Infimositude Caliginous/Ashen/Caliginous

An Infinimositude is an extremely rare and very volatile series of events. The two hateful enemies that make up an Infinism will find themselves monitored by the members of a completely different Infinimositude. The result is something not that different from a clovership. Two pairs of trolls who hate the other troll in their pair have to keep the members of the other pair from killing each other. This results in either a brutal bloodbath or a mysterious harmony.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Descellegiance Caliginous/Caliginous/Pale

Many trolls that are part of a Kissmelegiance are actually part of a Descellegiance. This is when, due to the placebo effect, two trolls will become Kismesissitude because they believe that they are a Kissmelegiance. Unlike a Kissmelegiance which can be long and drawn out, these are short and violent, but they are also stoppable. When these two trolls are convinced that they are in a Descellegiance, they will be able to end their Kismesissitude. However, it is often hard to tell the difference between a potent Kissmelegiance and a light Descellegiance.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Double Agency Caliginous/Pale/Pale/Caliginous

A Double Agency is when two trolls, who have flushed feelings for one another, both pretend to have black feelings. This tends to happen when the personalities clash, usually competitive trolls. Usually, both trolls will suspect that the other actually has flushed feelings for them but neither is willing to reveal themselves in case their suspicions are wrong.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

Insurgence Pale/Caliginous/Pale

An Insurgence is a group of four Moiralls that each feel a powerful romantic and protective love for one another that is harmonious and will not end with bloodshed between the Insurgents. However, they are all destined never to have sex or any form of troll reproduction.

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Constituency Pale/Pale/Flushed

A Constituency is when one troll in a pair believes that they are the Moirall of another troll, but the second troll does not think that this is a Moirallegiance.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Envelopment Pale/Flushed/Flushed/Pale

An Envelopment is when a troll intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they have powerful red or black feelings for, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing Matesprite or Kismesiss.

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kissmelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.

Counter Philiasma Flushed/Pale/Flushed

I know these are a bit rudimentary but I wanted to get it done because I’ve needed to do it for weeks. I didn’t fill the second ring, and I might never. Just doing 12 was difficult as hell. We’ll see.

Asomatous

Asomatous hate is perhaps the most ingrained in Cherub genetics. It might seem to an outsider that this is no more than a childhood spat, a long lasting argument. They couldn’t be more false. Only siblings may have this Segment. The feelings they automatically have for one another are described as Asomatous by other Cherubs. These feelings usually include a form of hatred that bypasses time and space. It is their Asomatous link that allows two Cherubs to find each other across the cosmos, and it is what makes them fear falling asleep as younglings, even before they know of their sibling’s existence. It is easily the most cosmic and spiritual in the wheel. It is one of only two Segments that are felt with equal strength by both Siblings.

Manipulacious

This type of hate is much more prominent among red-cheeked cherubs, but is often seen in others as well. It is the hatred of one’s own weakness. Note that this has been seen in Humans and Trolls, but is only ever a complex mix of other emotions that may seem to replicate hate. Manipulacious feelings are as unique to Cherubs as happiness and sadness are to us. A Manipulacious relationship can form between a Cherub and any other number of individuals. The Cherub’s hatred for such participants becomes more plutonic, less blood thirsty. It comes from the knowledge that such companions will increase the Cherub’s own power, in time. This is a somewhat spiritual knowledge that a Cherub only has when in the vicinity of one of their Manipulacious partners, and is usually very vague. For this reason, it is at the upper end of the wheel. Some Cherubs are speculated to be able to train their minds to clarify where and when someone might grant more power, or help them on their way to it, but this is simply conjecture. A strong Manipulacious relationship usually gives Cherubs more self-worth and confidence.  

Thymatial

A Thymatial relationship is one between a Cherub – almost always red cheeked – and their own ego. The ego is said to become an entity that the Cherub views as separate from them. The Thymatia will speak to the Cherub, as a demon might speak to a human in an animated movie. They will almost always offer positivity and understanding, often vindicating or taking responsibility for the Cherub’s actions so that they don’t have to. The Cherub views their Thymatia as a godly figure, but acknowledges that it is in some way part of themselves, and so view themselves as godly, which in turns strengthens the ego of the Thymatia. It is suggested that a Cherub’s mind might create a Thymatial relationship when it senses doubt or guilt in the mind, and the Thymatia usually dispels or obscures those thoughts. The full extent to which Thymatial relationships work is unknown, as they only ever reach their full potential in red cheeked Cherubs, who tend to be very private about the Segment.

Rubicund

Rubicund hate is between a red cheeked Cherub (and only ever a red cheeked Cherub) and all of reality. It is a constant presence in their lives, the ever present hatred for everything. Humans find this an easy Segment to understand, and yet no human could empathise with the way it feels. Human hate always has a cause and a reason. Rubicund hatred is pure, meaningless and chaotic. It is the cosmic background radiation of their social spectrum. It is the route of red cheeked aggression, as well as feelings of exclusivity and territory.

Vishutic

This is a relationship between a usually red cheeked cherub and something that they want to kill or destroy but can’t. This is the most potent hatred of all. Cherubs will always be vocal about this relationship because they tend not to be able to contain their fury.

Sadomasochistic

This is the only way a red cheeked Cherub can feel positive. It specifically involves almost sexual pleasure through causing pain to others, destruction of people and objects. While it may seem like an emotion to other races, it is a relationship between the Cherub and whatever the target of his or her wrath is. However, it is always short lived. This relationship can be felt or empathised with by green cheeked Cherubs, but not easily and not often. The only time a green cheeked Cherub might have a Sadomasochistic relationship is at the destruction of their sibling or after winning during a mating ritual. Just because it has the same name as a particular human pastime, does not mean it is the same. And it certainly doesn’t mean I got lazy with the Segment names!

Terraqueous

Perhaps simpler to Trolls than Humans, this is a relationship akin to the Kismesissitude. A feeling of hates towards another Cherub that leads to desires of procreation. This variation of loathing is unique compared to all others, and Cherubs can tell it apart immediately. All Cherubs are able to make a Terraqueous relationship with the same intensity. It is the most grounded and physical Segment, so it is at the bottom.

Hostive

A psychological state that Cherubs can put themselves in to, to completely change their behaviour until a set time or trigger. The relationship is between themselves and their hosts, which is usually excellent. This can allow a Cherub to pose as a human or troll or carapacian, or any other creature. This is easier for green cheeked cherubs to do, but can be achieved by red cheeked ones too.

Ajinate

This is, much like a Thymatial relationship, between a Cherub and themselves. It is the acceptance of their limitations, and embracement of those deficiencies. They are fragile states of mind, difficult to maintain, but may lead to personal growth in power and spirit. An Ajinate Cherub is a stable Cherub. An Ajinate relationship allows a Cherub to think with clarity and consideration, which is why it is almost impossible for a red cheeked one. Issues arise when adult Cherubs try to maintain these relationships permanently, and end up ‘snapping’ which usually results in a lot of death. The only way a red cheeked Cherub may have an Ajinate relationship is if their Thymatial relationship temporarily switches. This is done without their conscious participation if the Cherub unconsciously realizes something that might limit their pursuit of power and destruction. The Ego tells the Cherub to accept their faults and points these faults out, but the Cherub will simply fix the faults, at which point the ego returns to its Thymatial origin.

Malachreuse

A feeling unique to those with green in their cheeks, a Malachreuse relationship between a Cherub and, well, anything, is most comparable to love, though it can never be that intense. In truth, it is a hatred of a Cherub’s own hatred that burns brightly enough to turn these negative emotions positive. However this emotion can only be triggered by whatever the Cherub has a Malachreuse relationship with. It is also extremely draining. Some green cheeked Cherubs are quite free and generous with their Malachreuse relationships while others are more private.

Sanasenne

This is very similar to a Manipulacious relationship, but for a few differences. Firstly, this is a cooperative relationship, whereas the other is exploitative. Both parties work to improve each other. Secondly, the improvements they get are emotional or spiritual, as opposed to physical. Not only is any hatred for the partner negated, but positive feelings arise. Actual positive feelings and not simply the hatred of hate, though these are more platonic than romantic. The Cherub usually has some divine feeling that they must be with this person, and often work more effectively with their help. A working Sanasenne relationship results in better luck for the Cherub, up to an arbitrary point, at which it starts to become unlucky.

Gandotude

Sometimes, Cherubs can’t tell the difference between a Vishutic relationship and a Gandotudinous one. This is when a Cherub has feelings of respect for someone/thing. This can be in the form of fear or admiration or rivalling feelings. Note that in no other relationship can a Cherub feel actual respect. It is much easier for a green cheeked Cherub to feel. Often a Vishutic relationship has Gandotudinous undertones, which make the Cherub hate their enemy even more passionately.

TROLL ROMANCE WHEEL

LEPRECHAUN ROMANCE WHEEL

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

Have Fun, Shippers!

Apathy

An Absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.

Matespriteship Flushed

Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity.

Unspriteism F/F/F/A

When the main troll in a spriteship is forced out of it by the friend group that they themselves have founded.

Spriteship Flushed/Flushed/Ashen

When one is in a Spriteship, they surround themselves with multiple Matesprite candidates, but does not reproduce with anyone. What a tease.

Triospritism F/F/A/F/A

When a group is gathered around the spectacle of a particularly ravenous Auspisticism.

Matespicism Flushed/Ashen

A situation where two otherwise indifferent people begin to have flushed feelings for one another, under the encouragement or force of a third individual.

Alpha Duostorgiation F/A/F/A/A/F

One of the two Duostorgiation final results. In this result, the relationship of the monitors becomes more flushed as the relationship of the second couple becomes more violent.

Duostorgiation Flushed/Ashen/Ashen/Flushed

Similar to a Storgiation, except instead of a relationship growing under pressure, the relationship will grow when love is encouraged in others. The success of the Duostorgiating trolls is directly affected by how successful the relationship that they encourage turns out to be.

Beta Duostorgiation F/A/A/F/A/F

In the second Duostorgiation, the relationship of the monitoring couple becomes more flushed as the second couple’s relationship becomes more flushed.

Storgiation Ashen/Flushed

Two people work together to resolve conflict and find themselves developing red feelings for one another. This relationship can fade easily, and can sometimes only be strengthened when put under a pressure comparable to the one that instigated it.

Spewterism A/F/A/F/A

The opposite of a Scalemateship. This is when the monitor of an Auspisticism begins to have flushed feelings for both of the other trolls involved. These two trolls must decide how to respond to their monitor’s redrom persuasion.

Scalemateship Ashen/Flushed/Ashen

A very rare time when an Auspistice finds both of their monitored enemies flushed for them. The Monitor must now choose which of their courtiers they will continue on with and which one they will kill. If they do not kill either of the violent lovers, the two may develop an Infinism.

Polyscalemateship A/F/F/A

When the members of two separate Auspisticisms become violent with each other, a third Auspisticism must step in to be the monitor. The monitor of the monitoring Auspisticism is usually put under intense pressure. Nicknamed ‘The Inception’

Auspisticism Ashen

A scenario where a mediator is required to keep a relationship between two people civil and avoid bloodshed.

Metabollegiance A/A/A/C

Surrounding trolls are naturally drawn to this central troll.

Chromership Ashen/Ashen/Caliginous

When an Auspistice becomes unreliable, an additional Auspistice may become involved in order to monitor the original Auspistice. This is usually done to avoid the development of Infinisms or Scalemateships.

Crosscorosion A/A/C/A/C

Where a Kismesissitude constantly vicilliates between stability and requirement of an Auspistice

Clovership Ashen/Caliginous

A delicate balance in which the four participating individuals harbour a strong hatred for the other three. Together, the relationship is made stable and civil. If a participant is removed from the Clovership, relationships can progress to Kismesissitude unless a mediator becomes involved or the Clovership is re-completed.

Carcatuition A/C/A/C/C/A

When a troll causes ambient conflicts in all surrounding trolls.

Counter-ClovershipAshen/Caliginous/Caliginous/Ashen

A counter clovership is the opposite of a clovership. It is a group of four trolls who, while usually very friendly or indifferent, will become extremely vicious and violent when the full Counter Clovership comes together. While the members of a Clovership must be kept together, the members of a Counter Clovership must be kept apart at all costs.

Flagism A/C/C/A/C/A

Where a troll can only seem to have romantic feelings for other trolls of a similar caste.

Infinism Caliginous/Ashen

A form of Kismesissitude, but the people involved can only have a successful black relationship if constant intervention is involved. Otherwise, their hate is so strong that they will take any opportunity to murder their Infinist.

Infimoaillegiance C/A/C/A/C

Where four trolls are compelled by fate to become an Infimositude.

Infimositude Caliginous/Ashen/Caliginous

An Infinimositude is an extremely rare and very volatile series of events. The two hateful enemies that make up an Infinism will find themselves monitored by the members of a completely different Infinimositude. The result is something not that different from a clovership. Two pairs of trolls who hate the other troll in their pair have to keep the members of the other pair from killing each other. This results in either a brutal bloodbath or a mysterious harmony.

Voidance C/A/C/A

The Absense of any romantic persuasion in a troll. Can be romantically occurring or the result of a Counter Philiasma.

Kismesissitude Caliginous

A mixture of of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction.

Gladiem C/C/C/P

When a troll is hypnotised or contractually forced into a relationship.

Descellegiance Caliginous/Caliginous/Pale

Many trolls that are part of a Kissmelegiance are actually part of a Descellegiance. This is when, due to the placebo effect, two trolls will become Kismesissitude because they believe that they are a Kissmelegiance. Unlike a Kissmelegiance which can be long and drawn out, these are short and violent, but they are also stoppable. When these two trolls are convinced that they are in a Descellegiance, they will be able to end their Kismesissitude. However, it is often hard to tell the difference between a potent Kissmelegiance and a light Descellegiance.

Literositude C/C/P/C/P

A troll who is attracted to fictional characters, and can only fulfil sexual desires through fictional literature. This is a quadrant that is prominent in cherubs.

Kissmelegiance Caliginous/Pale

A troll in a Kissmelegiance is compelled by fate to make an enmity with the other participant. This can progress to Kismesissitude or Infinism.

Sedatespriteship C/P/C/P/P/C

A relationship where a troll is the Matesprite or Kismesiss of another troll, without the second troll’s knowledge.

Double Agency Caliginous/Pale/Pale/Caliginous

A Double Agency is when two trolls, who have flushed feelings for one another, both pretend to have black feelings. This tends to happen when the personalities clash, usually competitive trolls. Usually, both trolls will suspect that the other actually has flushed feelings for them but neither is willing to reveal themselves in case their suspicions are wrong.

Interagency C/P/P/C/P/C

A relationship that begins with powerful love but slowly dulls to hate over time.

Erosissitude Pale/Caliginous

The two trolls are compelled by fate to constantly and simultaneously vacilliate, but are both on opposite ends of the spectrum. When one troll feels extreme red feelings, the other will express loathing. They both usually vacilliate at the same moment, meaning that they will never be able to have a stable and reproductive relationship. 

N-way Moirallegiance P/C/P/C/P

A Moirallegiance with an unprecedented number of trolls. Usually ends with one or many Kismesissitudes.

Insurgence Pale/Caliginous/Pale

An Insurgence is a group of four Moiralls that each feel a powerful romantic and protective love for one another that is harmonious and will not end with bloodshed between the Insurgents. However, they are all destined never to have sex or any form of troll reproduction.

Auspinsurgence P/C/P/P

Two sets of Moiralls clash and require a monitor to keep them safe. There I sthe possibility that these two sets of Moiralls are themselves Moiralls. While trolls A and B are Moiralls, and trolls C and D are moiralls, Moirallegiances AB and CD also become moiralls.

Moirallegiance Pale

A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability in the other troll/person’s life.

Stabbance P/P/P/F

If someone is a stabbance, they are a troll that has a fate-given gift of destroying the relationships of others.

Constituency Pale/Pale/Flushed

A Constituency is when one troll in a pair believes that they are the Moirall of another troll, but the second troll does not think that this is a Moirallegiance.

Matestituency P/P/F/P/F

A barrier by fate or destiny that completely blocks two trolls from having a relationship.

Stituency Pale/Flushed

A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegiance into a Moirallegiance. 

Webship P/F/P/F/F/P

A relationship that can only remain stable when it takes place online. This can function through pesterlogs or trollian.

Envelopment Pale/Flushed/Flushed/Pale

An Envelopment is when a troll intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they have powerful red or black feelings for, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing Matesprite or Kismesiss.

Masquerade P/F/F/P/F/P

A Masquerade is when two trolls can only have a stable relationship through roleplay.

Philiasma Flushed/Pale

A Philiasma is when, due to outside intervention, a Kissmelegiance or Erosissitude is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it becomes unbreakable. The status of this love becomes unconditional and cannot do anything but grow stronger.

Fatespriteship F/P/F/P/F

A scenario in which a trolls A and B are in a Kismesissitude, C and D are in a Matespriteship. Both of these relationships are destroyed, sometimes by a Stabbance. A will pair with C or D and B will pair with the troll that A does not pair with.

Counter Philiasma Flushed/Pale/Flushed

This is a situation that is just as rare, if not more rare than an Infimositude, because when one person in a Philiasma dies, the other usually commits suicide immediately. However, when the living troll does not kill themselves, they will always withdraw from the troll romance system entirely and have feelings only of depression and apathy until they die.

Laytherithm F/P/F/F

Matespriteship - Involves two trolls of any sex who have positive feelings for one another and often involves gentler sexual activity. This can have a human involved. 

Matespicism - Where two indifferent trolls begin having flushed feelings for each other under encouragement of a third troll. One or two humans can be involved with this quadrant.

Storigiation - Two trolls or troll and a human that work  together to solve a conflict of any kind and find that they have developed flushed feelings. This relationship can fade very easily, but can also be strengthened by another conflict with similar pressure as the one that instigated the feelings in the first place.

Auspistisism - A quadrant involving three trolls (Plus one or two humans if that’s the case), two who dislike each other, and one who intervenes in that to keep the two civil and avoid any bloodshed.

Clovership - A delicate balance of four individuals harbor a very strong hatred for the rest of the quadrant members. Together, this is made a stable and civil relationship. If one member leaves it can turn into a Kismesissitude if the quadrant is not re-completed.

Infinism - A form of Kismesissitude but can only remain if it has constant intervention. Otherwise due to the hate being so strong, one member could potentially murder the other member.

Kismesissitude - A mutual sexual attraction along with hate can form this quadrant. The sexual activity

is rougher, including biting, scratching, etc. 

Kissmelegiance - A troll in this quadrant is compelled by fate to make a feeling of hate or hostility with the other member. This can lead to Kismessisitude or Infinism.

Erosissitude - the two members are compelled by fate to constantly vacilliate simultaneously and are on either end of the spectrum. When one member has extreme red feelings, the other with feel extreme loathing which is why they can never maintain a stable relationship.

Moiraillegiance - Two who protect

each other and ensure stability in the others life.

Stituency - Formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a quadrant like Moiraillegiance to fulfill this quadrant.

Philiasma - Due to an outside intervention an Erosissitude or Kissmelegiance is broken. When a Moiraillegiance is formed, it is unbreakable, the platonic feelings can nothing but grow.

I saw a classpect masterpost floating around that I disagreed with in more than a few ways, so I made my own. All this meta comes from bladekindeyewear, whose blog contains a wealth more information than I could fit into one convenient powerpoint.

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