This dude always be on a boat…
[image description: a screen capture from “And Then There Were None” depicting Toby Stephens in a fedora on a small motorboat.]
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This dude always be on a boat…
[image description: a screen capture from “And Then There Were None” depicting Toby Stephens in a fedora on a small motorboat.]
Does a submarine count?

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i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence
- Jane Austen
Just a gorgeous spotted Appaloosa horse gently greeting its Border Collie friend under a clear blue sky. 📸: Marisa Mader Fotografie
The way Vader speaks differently from Anakin, not just accent but diction, makes me wonder how the heck he picked that up. Did Palpatine decide, "You must speak properly and menacingly, my disappointingly casual apprentice"?
Or, oh geez, did Vader actually start voluntarily looking up higher-level vocabulary and practicing stiff, formal sentence construction, just so he could avoid sounding like Anakin?
Well, he's nothing if not extra.
When Obi-Wan inevitably finds out about this voluntary study in the Force ghost afterlife, he really wishes he were sufficiently corporeal to bang his head on the wall, because how many years did he spend trying to help Anakin with linguistic skills, and now he decides they're actually useful?
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

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Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift
fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.
Heat waves.
you know how Katara was the Painted Lady and then the real Painted Lady showed up cause her river was clean like "thank you" and that was pretty cool? Yeah? Ok:
Zuko goes out into the garden at night, he looks at the pond, swoosh, he lifts his head up and the Blue Spirit is there like "fuck you, people think i'm a pastry thief"
Talking to a customer about classic children’s lit and how many of them firmly believe that fresh air and sunshine will cure any number of unspecified Victorian illnesses. I mentioned The Secret Garden and how much I like that the protagonists are basically just feral gremlin children who are very unpleasant to be around until they somehow manage to socialize each other.
Then I said, out loud, “on a scale of Sarah Crewe to Mary Lennox, how well did you handle being raised by a nanny in Edwardian India,” and realized that tumblr really has ruined my speech patterns for all time.
#the difference between Sara and Mary being that Mary was emotionally neglected and Sara was not#Sara has a very loving and involved father who prioritizes her happiness#perhaps to a fault but Sara does grow up very secure and with inner resources that give her resilience and a strong sense of compassion#which help her a LOT in what she has to go through#whereas Mary's parents completely rejected and ignored her and had no investment in raising her into a well-adjusted person#she has never been loved and thus is unable to show love to herself or anyone else#so restoring a garden that's been neglected as she was is a kind of therapy for her#and so is being surrounded by people who do actually engage with her and care about her or at the very least lead her toward growth#so basically The Secret Garden is about two children helping each other heal from emotional neglect#while A Little Princess is about a girl's fight to keep her abusive environment from taking away her self-worth and integrity
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i know it’s been said before but the terror truly is the show of all time it has EVERYTHING. religious symbolism. a fucked up evil bear. identical white men but they’re all gay. body horror and gore. guy who’s weird in little glasses. nuanced and damning criticism of colonialism. some great quotes about holes. everyone wears amazing coats and the main human antagonist eats people because he didn’t get to go to Hawai’i. also he’s gay
"Is this movie actually bad, or does it just have a female protagonist?"
"It's actually bad."
*I watch the movie*
*it has a female protagonist*
It does frustrate me how woman-led media isn't allowed to just be mediocre. If it's not so good that its goodness is undeniable, it's abominable trash that's a threat to western civilization
let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies
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Toby Stephens face movements should be considered object theatre
#fumcking slaps you