Gluten Free Bastard

your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

fun game to play with fashion. look at a celebrated outfit being worn by a conventionally attractive person. now ask yourself "what if it was on a fat guy?"

congratulations. now you're thinking about a fat guy. [true ending]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

mods are asleep post BL webtoon poorly composited 3D asset shoes