ColdGreenKale

I've decided we're all going to make it

lore update for the general tumblr public: dan and phil just revealed that they asked when we were young fest if they could actually genuinely recreate this in between sets when fall out boy and my chem were there last year, but they asked too late and they couldn’t make it happen in time. they really did try though. yaoi warriors until the very end

I am staying at the castle of Sir Frederick of Fazbear. I have found myself concealed in a room with naught but several missives starting with ‘hello? hello, hello?’ and a tinderbox. The doors do not remain closed as long as I would desire them to, lest I run out of strength to hold them shut. I am starting to suspect that several of the suits of armour may be haunted. But hey…….. thats just a theory

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public