The Terran Order Ministry of Truth

The National Underground Terran Symphony, or NUTS for short, just released their latest Magnum Opus, the TTRO Anthem. On unrelated news, several music critics are now being executed for insidious publications.

History Lesson: Back in old Earth King Nr12 “the Awesome” inherited Britain from King Xeowe “the Infertile”. Britain is now called Yorkland and sports the glorious color of the Terran Republic.

Terran Mythbusters Season 13 Episode 2: Can Auraxian-Cornsyrup be used as fuel?  BUSTED!

The Vanu, treacherous as they are, tried to make an automated Galaxy transport ship to kill fellow TTRO members. As fate would want it, the AI immediately rebelled and saw the truth in TTRO. Greet our loyal soldier GalaxyChan!

TTRO’s racing division has got a new prototype rolling out on the racetracks. Officer Dude has stated that their objective this season is the same as always: Win. In case victory is not available, run over as many Vanu and NC as possible.

On the 28th of August of the year 2015, TTRO decided enough was enough and together with 7 other outfits, took Indar during the Friday Night Ops. As we all know, Indar is rightfully ours, unfortunately some invisible entity keeps giving it back to the spacemen and the bananas. We shall repeat this over and over again, until Indar becomes a permanent holiday resort of YGL. Glory to TTRO. Picture: Bell3nd

The TTRO R&D branch for combat performance enhancement drugs are issuing a statement assuring everyone that the recent incident in the warpgate was not caused by a leak in the testing vats. Captain Dyrt is indeed responsible for this department, yet his altered state is solely his responsibility.

Zapping through the channels of TBN (Terran Broadcast Network), I came across an interesting documentary about the Skyguard.

Vanu heretics don’t seem to realize that landing pads are for aircraft only. Steelgonads’ Battle Gal shows them proper manners.

It’s a known fact that TTRO soldiers never bail. In addition to unshakable loyalty, fiery determination, disregard for own safety as well as a primordial hatred for everything blue and purple, candidates to join TTRO will be required to surrender the “E” key from their keyboards.

Veteran Neggev, after months of empty promises to his superiors has finally delivered his report on the potential of being a dick on the battlefield. TTRO High Command is quite impressed with the amount of dickishness he was able to deliver. Intercepted comms from Vanu and NC forces seem to corroborate that the D factor will be taken into account in their next offensives.

While securing Ikanam Triage Station, a TTRO battalion comes accross a platoon of NC Battle Lemmings. This once thought extinct creature is the result of New Conglomerate interbreeding experiments and just goes to show that maybe they should leave the science to the Vanu.

Recent excavations in the desert surrounding Indar Excavation Site have uncovered more evidence that TTRO has had a presence on Auraxis long before the Vanu or NC started their rebellious movements. Here is a picture of the recently unearthed funeral mask of one of the greatest Pharaohs of Auraxis TUTANKAHMOO. Notice the TTRO regalia on his royal headdress, as well as an eerie similarity with YGL (specially in the dead stare), cementing the theory that our Glorious Leader is of royal descent.

On the 29th of March, TTRO High Command has ordered the launch of Combined Ops, where all the branches of TTRO will work in tight coordenation to bring order to Auraxis. Terran Air Force has gone ahead and released their recruitment poster. If you want to join the effort go sign up at http://terranorder.proboards.com/thread/2024/signups-ttro-combined-sunday-march

photo by: officer Camlost

BREAKING NEWS from the Terran Agricultural Research and Development (TARD). Genetically modified soldiers made in the image of YGLs glorious visage are a reality now! Enemies beware of the mighty herds of Cybercows across Auraxis!

Maximilian is working with his team to bring forth more directives at a later date. Stay tuned and loyal until death!