at least we have bagels and cream cheese in this cruel world

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

after I watched fnaf it was like omg. I can't go to bed freddy fagbear will be in my closet

guess who just made another horrific typo

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person

sorry my hands are dirty from eating salt and vinger chips *wiping them on your cheeks* girl you are so beautiful...

Pokemon Heritage Post

kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate

it is not funny to say a werewolf wouldlove to do it doggy style thats so crass actually you make me sick

a fishgirl would love to do it soggy style though lol. lmao

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this

I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs

pongebob

In what possible way is this spongebob

can you just play with me here

the future liberals want