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Just heard about "trans women" it seems like they've been having a rough time. Maybe we should get these girls 1 million in cash

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

everyone jokes about Gardevoir trainers being horny freaks but I think Gardevoir trainers would actually be posting like irl doll collectors

They’d be posting ”An exquisite day for a most elegant lady” and then a picture of the cutest tea party you have ever seen for a Gardevoir wearing a lovely little hat

the real horny freaks would be posting shit like “go my loyal minions” and then a video of them siccing 6 Galarian zigzagoon on a dumpster

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair