bean me

​no lie I had to get up to shake my ass this is potent

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are a accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

#remember chilchuk would tell you to always put ur own needs and rights first in the workplace 🧡 (@clowniconography)

This is the Union Chilchuck, reblog him to affirm your own worth as a worker and entitlement to regular breaks

#keep senshi in your heart to eat well #chilchuck in your heart to maintain boundaries #laios in your heart to stay passionate #marcille in your heart to speak your mind #and izutsumi to be kbity [X]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)