gone absolutely feral

hey everyone. how we feeling

glad to see we are all varying degrees of feral, but like, together

pretty sure god is choosing these events the way riverdale writers choose the plot

Instead of Superwholock the entirety of tumblr is now Superputinelection and honestly I’d like to just go back to 2012 now.

That’s a lie, this is the funniest tumblr has been in years, but also my soul still isn’t talking to my body and is floating about six feet to the left of me after all of this, and I’d like it to come back.

imagine ur the homophobic writer who wrote the destiel confession scene and u think ur pandering to the stupid sjws while still withholding any explicit representation thinking the el gee bee tees are gonna have a gay meltdown and sing ur praises and kiss your toes when the episode airs but instead of that happening everyone laughs at you and not only are u a laughing stock for the site that used to worship your show this ship become a vessel of news for announcing putin’s resignation but then even that turns out to be a rumor and now thousands of people are too scared to go to sleep because their moms might sell them to one direction tomorrow

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through all of the twilight hate? with stride? basically brushed it off of his shoulder immediately? even as a non twilight fan in the early 2000s i knew this man would never succumb to the words of the simple minded. batman criticism means nothing to him. he cannot be defeated now. youve cast the perfect impermeable wall. he’s too powerful and we’re at his mercy

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

gay men having crushes on straight men isnt predatory its fucking normal?????? crushes dont give a shit about whether or not the person is straight or not its just kinda a bummer to happen like ur crush being taken or whatever, its not predatory dont be fucking weird

same goes for lesbians btw

and bi people too and nblm and nblw who dont use any of those labels

and for the love of god this goes for trans people regardless of who theyre attracted to, trans women especially. youre not predators and you shouldnt need to feel the need to validate cis people’s repulsion towards you. youre allowed to think someone is an asshole if they tell you they dont want to date you “because youre trans” thats a dipshit way to go about rejecting people. if they werent transphobic they wouldnt be reminding you that the main reason they dont want to date you is because youre trans. if they treat you like shit because of your transness they probably dont deserve a relationship with anyone.

there's something stupid going inside my head

you know what your problem is? you don't hold your hand out the car window and let the wind rush by enough