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first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself
second rule is to start being something else

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1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
affirmations for shoving veggies up ur ass
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i think realizing that fitness influencers are not the typical athlete has helped me a lot with body image and my own journey with fitness
started working out in the gym doing plyometrics and gained muscle which meant gaining weight and i felt bad. but then i realized my watt ftp on the bike jumped from 200 to 255 within the year and now i am okay with the weight gain because i will never be shredded. i need those carbs to ride my bike for hours
Fitness influences are literally walking advertisements. Their body is their job, you know what I mean? So just like any other product, they're trying to sell you a very idealized image of reality. Even the very fit people and very strong people I know in real life often don't look like fitness influencers (except the owner of the gym I go to, which again, he OWNS A GYM. His body is an advertisement + he's a spiders georg of fitness). I love people like LeanBeefPatty and Eugene Teo and HybridFitness and Coach John Noel, I think they're cool and fun. I lost my train of thought. Anyway.
Even if your goal was to lose fat*, the scale is a really bad way to measure it. As you discovered it ONLY reflects your weight and doesn't account for a million things like water and muscle and aerobic capacity y'know. Your weight can fluctuate as much as 10lbs in one day!
It's much better to focus on things like your run time, the weights you can lift**, progress photos, or the way you feel after you eat different foods (everyone get more fiber focused NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eat more veggies and fruits! For the sake of your asshole!)
ANYWAY!
Your body reflects the things you do. So if you're doing better on the bike, that must mean your body adapted to "doing better on the bike"! Great job!
* Other people's bodies and how they choose to modify them is ultimately none of my business. I obviously have my own biases but at the end of the day I don't care-- as in, I wouldn't treat them differently-- if someone I know lost fat, same as I wouldn't care if someone gained fat.
**Gaining muscle or strength is very different from gaining or losing fat though, and IS in fact impressive. You have to train for months and months and months to gain like 1 (one) pound of muscle IT'S HARD TO GAIN MUSCLE OKAY!! IT'S IMPRESSIVE!!! AND IT'S GOOD FOR YOU! (ESPECIALLY WOMEN!!) (WOMEN ARE OFTEN UNDERMUSCLED AND UNDERFED!!!!!!!) (WOMEN PLEASE EAT MORE FOOD!!! AND GAIN MORE MUSCLE!!! MY FINAL MESSAGE GOODBYE)

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mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator
my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 5x05
do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those
say no more

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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
It's end of May, yall know what that means