The Gay Space Kitten

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

my room also known as stupid idiot jail

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]