The Gay Space Kitten

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'