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Okay, so here's the thing:
I got a new phone, yay! But my last one was from 4 years ago and I no longer own the gmail account for that tumblr, nor do I remember the password, so: new account. It's fancy and updated, though!

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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they canât push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.
reblog for that last bit to save a life
If youâre like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. Itâs small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. Itâs so simple but the door does not move.
You canât see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I canât recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!
Thatâs why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, Iâve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didnât budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when Iâm home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.
Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and youâre not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least? Â
Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, itâs one of the reasons they have axes; itâs entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters donât fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
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I promise to treat my partner with respect. To end the cycle my family has caused and speak about my issues. To talk things out calmly and have discussions where everyone ends happy. I promise to be a good example for my children. To love and respect them with every part of my being. I will always consider their input, and listen to everything they have to say. I will never belittle my loved one, my friends, my family. I will always consider others, and I will always consider myself. My children will be safe and they will feel safe.
Virgil: *falls off the couch while wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito after trying to reach for a bowl of nachos and spilling them everywhere*
Logan: Marry me.
Virgil: Wha-
Virgil: LOGAN?!

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Now we know Remus's favorite type of music.
Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced âJAFFICKSâ Then I will pronounce Gif with a âJâ
^ This
Itâs followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.
It aint Jif peanut butter though.
It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, itâs soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.
I will DIE WITH MY HONOR
Gear =/= Jear
Get =/= Jet
Gift =/= Jift
Give =/= Jive
In English, words with a âGâ followed by an âeâ or an âiâ can be pronounced with either a hard âGâ or a soft âGâ.
Words with Germanic roots such as âgearâ, âgetâ, âgiftâ, âgiveâ (see above) are pronounced with a hard âgâ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as âgemâ, âgeneralâ, âgiraffeâ, âgiantâ, are pronounced with a soft âgâ.
So no, itâs not exactly a âgeneral ruleâ that âgâ followed by an âeâ or an âiâ makes a soft âgâ sound.Â
Additionally, âGIFâ is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard âgâ sound, so âGIFâ is therefore pronounced with a hard âgâ.
We fight with honor
via @greenwoodthegreat. I could not have said it better, my friend.
Thor agrees.
This is a perfect compromise, it makes everyone unhappy.
I canât believe people tried to justify the pronunciation of this word through english language rules, as if the language actually follows any rules
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just donât fucking care
Okay but why donât we talk about Virgilâs mouth thing more?
You knowâŚ
The thing.
I have been informed that this is called a sneer. Thank you but I will continue to call it the thing instead as sneer sounds too evil villain esque to me.
Heâs just a little evil
I like the thing. The thing is good. The thing is pure.
Call it a sneer. Let him be a little bit evil.
The thing, sneer. Same, same.
Compromise: the sneer thing
Perfect.
virge can have little a evil. as a treat
This is the best comment on this post hands down
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop
THANK YOU
somebody please explain
Someone once told me itâs like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.
âŚI guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle
There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) thatâs super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think thatâs whatâs going on here.
In case anyoneâs curious, hereâs what it looks like when you walk past it irl:
It does have a 3D effect to it! Itâs pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.
honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here
You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, thatâs how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!
jesus christ youâre just showing off now, Hans!
HANS OH MY GOD
anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you canât see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, Iâm all about the detail in this guyâs shit
No, I think youâre missing the real deal here
I swear to god-

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sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath
HES A WHAT
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itâs by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itâs Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farâŚfarâŚ.worse.
Sorry, Iâm about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it âmakes the unseen seen.â
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyâre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherâs hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donât ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheâll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnât just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childâs drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheâs much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineâs life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherâs) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnât afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said âoh I was terrified I just didnât want to tell my momâ.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherâs daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said âyou canât seriously expect this to be published as a childrenâs book.â So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said âThey love it and they werenât scared at all. Iâll take it to Harper Childrenâs.â
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeâs youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said âI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.â
So, yes.
if youre adhd/autistic (or both like this dude here) im just here to say you're NOT annoying me when you scroll through my blog for half an hour (or longer, who cares) and reblog everything you like. doesnt matter if my notes are you and just you for what feels like a mile of scrolling. hyperfcoused on my blog? rad. autism/adhd are your special interests / hyperfixations? amazing. just got stuck in executive dysfunction and you actually have been wanting to do the laundry for two hours but youre still scrolling? i hope you can function that executiveness tm soon but youre amazing too. any other reason? dont worry youre good. thats all i had to say really, but i truly want you all to know this.

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it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as
Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder
Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder
What Is A Focus
Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)
The World Is Too Noise Today
All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)
I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around
...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????
âi canât do simple hygiene bc im depressedâ thatâs easy babe! just do simple hygiene
Yâall always have to wallow in your misery instead of considering maybe, just maybe, the encouragement people like this give is just telling people to do one, easy thing instead of worrying about a whole routine. Canât make yourself shower? Thatâs fine, just brush your teeth. Donât have the energy to do your hair? Okay, just brush your teeth.
Making 1 small change that can start improving your mood leads to other small changes. When I couldnât make myself shower I would make sure I changed underwear every day. And then I started using baby wipes to keep myself fresh. And then I worked my way back to trying to take showers every day. My record might not be perfect but Iâm getting better.
Itâs really unhealthy to keep the mindset that anyone who isnât miserable and suffering under their mental illness or emotional problems doesnât know what theyâre talking about. Maybe theyâve just grown to learn how to love and care for themselves in spite of what theyâre going through.
I donât know what any of you people think professional help looks like, but when you walk in and say âiâm too depressed to do anythingâ they donât just nod and say âwell youâre broken forever i guessâ. they donât say âhere take this pill and itâll fix everythingâ. they work with you one step at a time and explain to you that you CAN in fact do simple things even though youâre depressed. it isnât easy, but itâs not impossible, it just happens in small steps, but it isnât getting any easier when you react to every instance of someone trying to help by refusing to listen.
The advice he gives is seriously so solid. A lot of times itâs hard to motivate yourself to do something because it seems too daunting to commit to a full routine, so doing one simple thing can help you get motivated for the next simple thing and so on and so forth. Other posters are right, therapists, at least the ones worth anything, donât just throw pills at you and tell you youâre never going to improve oh well, they give you simple manageable tips to improve your situation.
Recovery is about baby steps at a gentle pace, not using it as a crutch to never ever try to make your situation better. No one said recovery is easy, but it does take at least a smidgeon of willpower/effort on your part. You have to want it enough to be willing to try. Iâm not saying you have to Just Do It and fix your life overnight but if you arenât willing to try then no one can help you.Â
Iâm literally crying at the Donald comic.