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all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

i get so scared off that anything

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little

dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?

fuck like a green onion

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!