be brave

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk