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ophelia. she/her. born last millenium. writer. avid ai hater.

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calebwittebane

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

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starlitsecrets

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

hollanderthoughts

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

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gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

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A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

derinthescarletpescatarian

thebadwolf-goddess

Love how these posts were in fact 1 minute apart, the implications are great

derinthescarletpescatarian

I know it's a deliberately scripted goof by some intern so we'll share it around the internet but I like to imagine that they were flooded with responses about people owning their fave books within that one minute.

spin-the-wheel-polls

Stuck in a historical war

You are stuck as a soldier in this historical war

(this is a magical universe where people who wouldn't usually be able to fight would. so you can all suffer.)

How are you doing?

good somehow

I might survive

OW

dead

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

#honestly didnt even need to spin the wheel #if im in a war im dying #i stand no chance

notecardpasta

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#in this economy it should be a thousand

kozh-lucium

Can't believe qui-gon starve his padawan by not buying him his third serving smh..

(as usual, pls forgive my english)

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galileosballs

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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I wish we had more time

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huffylemon

my birthday is in july! :)

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Spocko <3

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