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If we made years half as long, we could double life expectancy

I don’t know what was funnier–her eye roll or the look on his face 😂😂😂

Have I told you guys about the guitar shaped building I live near that shoots minecraft beacons into the sky every night?

You say that as if that's not the sickest thing ever.

Fucking rules man what are you talking about

me? overthinking?? blowing something out of proportion and letting it consume me for days??? yes constantly

Life may be short, but it’s the longest thing you will ever do

Maybe the whole vampire weakness to garlic is reverse psychology and the vampires want us to carry garlic with us so we’re better seasoned.

Also, we like the frogs. That's why we're all here.

I love tumblr because I scrolled all the way down expecting an explanation and got none.