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I truly believe if you don't understand why a person ought to feel at best humiliated for joining the US military, you are ill-equipped to talk about any political matters outside of the country and most matters within as well

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

He said he was going to drain the swamp. Then he went and created a swamp. Nothin sums up his administration than that.

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

I genuinely cannot think of any other occasion in which an imperialist power was forced to pay war reparations to a state that isn’t a fellow imperialist power

The US american tax dollars will finally come to good use, alhamdulillah

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

Reddit guy trying for Robin kids energy

Reverse Piano Man