i lived bitch

being gay is already hard enough but I make it worse for myself by rejecting psuedoscience + not liking piercings

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

my hungry ass could not be a midwife

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

if the truman show was real and also existed in like 2022 i think people on here would call truman their poor little meow meow and they would make joke fancams of him to megan thee stallion songs and theyd draw him as a catboy and also that the discourse surrounding it would be legendary

who is jerma

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

reblog for 2026 to be the most homoerotic year for u

every month I play a game called “how long can I survive without taking ibuprofen” and there’s no reward, only suffering.. but I still do it every single time

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas