hello little gay people who live in my phone

[person who is incredibly attractive and gets asked out twice a week] lol don't worry. If you stop looking for romance, it will come to you.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

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I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

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getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone