hello little gay people who live in my phone

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

Anything that bursts into my mouth discuss me

what are they saying about u tho

dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror....

every time I’m in public and I do that reassuring normal person curtesy smile at someone while I’m passing by them in a store I feel like I look like Dexter Morgan

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices