i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

MICROWAVE YOUR PHONE

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

blonde hair 30 inches with the anthem health plan

Still not what I want