neither simple, nor coherent.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

We do 'MYOD' nights. Make your own dinner.

i love watching two people on my dash interpret the exact same thing in completely opposite ways, the human mind is beautiful

and it's important to follow both of them. keeps the dash #fun #fresh and #diametrically opposed

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

i ate a blueberry in twenty bites and now i have to go to the hospital

ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means

yellow text is the golden truth

sorry i cant tell what you're saying can you try saying it more colorfully

Yellow text is the golden truth!

but that's red? this is getting confusing, sorry.

I don't think yellow text means anything. I think it's the absence of meaning.

when you say it like that, i somehow get the impression that you really need to pee and are holding it in. but maybe that's just my impression of you.

I take it back. The yellow text symbolizes your rotten character and the sickness of your spirit

I don't think it's supposed to be that color. It looks like it's almost orange. Have you been drinking enough water?

THE YELLOW TEXT MEANS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

i am confused. why would the sub get 'aftercare'? if she is unhappy with her weakness cannot she simply grow stronger?

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”