NEILNETTE SHIPPER #1

i like the idea that the life series is the horrifying torture angst fest fanon makes it out to be but only for Martyn. everyone else is there willingly like, yeah that's my buddy Grian's death game, he needs violence and chaos to survive, but its a good time all around. they do not know that martyn is experiencing The Horrors

hold on let me check my inventory. okay i have my whatchamacallit and my thingamajig. but no thingamabob. sorry.

Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical