Queer Focus

Computer show me One Eye Pete

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

Is this a safe place to admit that fallow mire is actually one of my favourite maps...

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

i’m so confused. i feel like it was just today yesterday. probably gonna get another today tomorrow with the way things are going…