I am the circle and the circle is me

Literally every “well-meaning” I’ve ever spoken to.

You ever notice how like…. Every girl is pretty

im just such a gdamn fool for cliche romance, man! I love that shit!!!!! Im in love with love !

This

ever had a dream with such breathtaking obvious Symbolism that it’s like your subconscious contracted out to a shitty art film screenwriter

So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious

2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels.

Looks like it’s time to choose an antisocial white girl with minimal personality to save us, all while trying to choose between two equally terrible and boring boys.

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

I reblogged this 4 minutes ago and I’ve already lost 10 followers. Goodbye fuckboys.

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation