Justreblogging

did you google how to take a screen shot

"Whats your favorite bird?" "Oh, chickens" "Those aren't birds haha" ??????????????????????????????????????

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[Image ID: Tumblr tags from haunted-skitty-doll reading: lemme guess you have mixed feelings on competitive cause you're not very good at it, i could get to the top of the abortion ladder ez /End ID]

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

Because of Elvis?

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

Happy disability pride month

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!