Clodstyle

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

you people aren't CASTING

bitch im so fuck i coulge get the ground pragnet

if i put my pengis in the dort

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

Maul is always out here like yes hahaha come with me child I can be your dad yes leave behind your current dad he literally sucks ass and is not nearly as cool and scary as me hahaha I promise I'll make you soooo evil and powerful and fueled by hate and rage it has gone great for me I never got cut in half or spent a decade in the actual literal garbage going mad plagued by horrible visions because of it not at all and I'm like so so over the guy who cut me in half can't even remember his name anyway you can trust me I prommyyyy stick your fingers in my enclosure pleaseeeee let me be your dad