Ceiling Made Of Sparrows

The Legend of the Elf Who Fucked

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com

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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

I control you = I Can Troll You

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

Shout-out to all the stories that didn't make it out of the shower with us in time to be actually written down.