Divinity

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

they should breed dogs that bark at 1/5th volume and with a deep and soothing resonance that calms the nervous system

‘cats’ no. when cats wish to generate loud and annoying sounds they do so with almost as much proficiency and relish as dogs.

make me laugh you fucking rectangular device

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post