MAMMNA MIA

Never watching popular media means I get to live only knowing about it through shitposts and residual information. Breaking Bad is like Pinky and the Brain but with humans in Arizona. Tony Soprano is like evil Hank Hill? Also Homestuck is 900 pages long and nothing of value happens

the fact that Portal and Half-Life are the same universe and story is endlessly funny. Gordon is involved with gods and aliens and world domination and something so incomprehensible and Chell had an evil robot milf fall in love with her

i think the combine would leave earth if they met wheatley

can’t believe there are really people out there like “i will block you if you spam likes” can you IMAGINE not knowing love? if you spam like MY blog, we’re instantly best friends. we’re old buddies. we’re childhood companions. we’ve known each other for 20 years. we’re inseparable 

A random user will like 30 of my posts in a row, not follow me, and never interact with me again. And I feel the way I do when someone shouts: “I like your shoes!” across a parking lot. My day is lifted; my taste, validated. Thank you, good stranger!

[image description: a tweet by @_SilverAlethia reading “it’s spooky season” with a photo of a jack-o-lantern. the jack-o-lantern has a person-shaped hole carved into it and a paper cut out of a person from “the enigma of amigara fault” climbing into the hole, shouting “it was made for me!”]

Literally the DARE era in a nutshell.

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

Let him speak

hate that i can't hang out in silence w online friends. sometimes when i'm not replying it's not in a "this conversation is over" way or in a "i'm too busy to reply" way. but in a "on all levels except physical my head is on your lap while we both silently scroll on our phones" way