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always follow what raises your vibration. anything that sets your soul on fire, makes you excited and gives you those goosebumps is in alignment with your higher self. that is your destiny, everything else will fall into place after

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

I spent one day out of town and now the cats are ignoring me out of spite

I literally came back let me kiss you

They might be interested in food ( preferably not you ).

I actually just now tried bribing them with the drug fish (toy fish we fill with catnip) and now they’re playing with me again so they actually wanted some weed

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

If you’re wondering why there’s no road or train system connecting North and South America it’s because you don’t fuck with the Darién Gap. Do not.

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

The idea that Andrew is expressionless really grates on me, cause he's not. We've seen him emote multiple times. Sure after he's not drugged out of his mind he doesn't as much, and he is a pro at the bored/impassive expression. But Andrew absolute emotes. It's mostly in micro expressions and small ways, but you can still see his emotions on his face