sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

i would randomly broadcast the growling of their natural predator so theyre freaked the fuck out all the time

who the fuck are you

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

if you're calling a recipe a "one pot" recipe, I better not find in there that you want me to remove something from the pot and put it aside. you think I'm letting that slide on a technicality? know your audience

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.