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One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

Category 5 goobin out event

Go off Kermit

There's an interesting story about Sahelanthropus (a hominid similar to chimpanzees who walked upright about 6 millions ago in modern Chad). When it was discovered, the remains presented wear and tear from wind and sun exposure, which was wierd because they were found buried. It was then the anthropologist noticed it was buried with its head facing towards Mecca, like in proper Muslim burial practice. Muslim nomads must have found the remains of Sahelanthropus, they would have thought it was a human, and decided to give it a proper burial, even if they didn't know its story or who was it life, they thought those bones deserved to rest.

the Enterprise is done! I couldn't be more pleased how she turned out

Music: Danger Twins - Thing of Beauty

[text ID: The centre of every poem is this: / I have loved you. / I have had to deal with that.]

Oh to be a cat sleeping in a music shop