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now i imagine when theyre on tour, huntrix tends to stay in the nicest hotels possible, and that means theyre constantly seeing rich people architecture shit that makes zoey go “wtf is this”

im talking those sinks that like droop down from the ceiling or those extraordinarily over complicated showers

and she starts making a series of videos whenever theyre on the road called “Dumbass Rich People Shit” where she reviews the different features she finds ridiculous from the various hotels theyre staying in and rates them out of 10 based on how useless they are, 10 being “actually this shits kinda fire and it works just fine” and 1 being “how the fuck am i supposed to wash my hands after taking a shit”

and then at the end theres a section called “How the Pros Do It” where she shows rumi and/or mira using these various features like its nothing.

her most famous video is one where during the pros section mira is going over how one of the overcomplicated showers works and zoey off camera is like “okay but can we get a demonstration of it in action?”

and mira says “sure but only if you turn the camera off”

cut to zoey doing her outro for the video, her hair completely damp, clothes on backwards, a couple of obvious hickeys on her throat

rumi in the comments: you two are why we cant have nice things

mira: shes just mad she wasnt there to help with the demonstration

BUT WHERE IS MY #TEETRIX COMPILATION I HEAR YOU NOT ASK? Here it is! In which our brave idiotic trio are in some kind of stupid competition to wear the worst t shirts they can find! WHO LEFT THAT BLANK TEMPLATE THERE FOR FURTHER EYECRIME ENCOURAGEMENT???? Plus! the unofficial, unsanctioned and unmoored from reality

a03 x teetrix crossover event!

Featuring excellent fics who did not deserve these eyecrimes. Sorry authors. Go read them everyone!

wolfish behavior - Chapter 1 - kayr0ss - KPop Demon Hunters (2025) [Archive of Our Own] by @kayr0ss

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Show Me Your Teeth - Chapter 1 - Ghostbitsforkicks, Xekstrin - KPop Demon Hunters (2025) [Archive of Our Own]

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Special guest eyecrimes from @danielleitloudernow

@fckinqueer

@rosstmcd

Awoomi you are so special to me

I'm making this single post to link several resources and posts so it'll be easier to get

Comprehensive post with ways you can help internationally

This is a link to a post that has several donation links and links to information sources regarding the current state of the disaster.

Dona Yummy

It's a relief fund set up by Yummy, a venezuelan food delivery and taxi app. Them and other allied companies are matching 20-25% of your donation; it accepts international cards, ACH, cryptocurrency and PIX for brazilians.

You can also download the food delivery app since it isn't region locked and order food, medicine and hygiene products from the available supermarkets and farmacies in the app and deliver it to the address of your choice.

Update June 29 2026: Vicente Zavarce, founder of Yummy has posted a tweet stating how the funds are being managed. The tweet is in spanish.

Here is also proof of the funds being used for tents for the refugee camp at Parque del Este.

For more updates on how those funds are being used and other ways Yummy is helping outt during this disaster, check out Vicente Zarvace's twitter and Yummy's socials.

Update July 02 2026: After reaching over a million dollars, the donation link of Dona Yummy now has a transparency section, there you can see in real time how your donations are being used.

Dona Seguro

A webpage created by the venezuelan journalist Ernesto Fuenmayor and vouched by Estefanía León, comedian from a well known venezuelan podcast El Cuartico.

This webpage has several reputable and verified charities for international donations with proof that your donations are reaching the intended communities. This will help to ease your uncertainty of whether your donation is actually helping or not.

Why you shouldn't donate to the venezuelan Red Cross

As it is, the venezuelan red cross has been in the hands of the regime for several years and the donations made to them won't reach us at all.

It was seized by the regime on 2023 and has been under the control of the Rodríguez siblings since.

It is a very corrupt institution, if you want to donate do so at the other charities venezuelans have vouched for.

I am unaware of how other international Red Cross charities are operated, but it's preferable if you donate with the other charities that venezuelans have vouched for.

Update July 01 2026: Here's a brief video by venezuelan lawyer and historian AlexTVzla explaining how the regime took over the venezuelan Red Cross.

Donating to your local donation centers

You can also continue to donate non-perishable food, medicine, medical supplies, baby and kids products, tents, sleeping bags, blankets, clothes and personal hygiene products to your local venezuelan donation sites since those who lost everything will be in refugee camps for the forseeable future that will follow this disaster.

Internet for rescuers and earthquake victims in Venezuela

Conexión Segura Y Libre is an NGO who specializes in anti-censorship tips and free speech in Venezuela. They have shared a gofundme campaign to raise funds to continue to deploy emergency satellite internet points with generators and phone-charging stations in the hardest-hit areas to help survivors, volunteers and rescue teams stay connected.

Other ways you can help

After they finish the mission Kakashi manages to convince them that he didn't make the up on the spot and there was a real, actual rumor he heard a couple years ago that Sakura's parents had won Sasuke's hand in marriage from one of his cousins during a card game. Sakura immediately buys it because this sounds exactly like something her parents would do. Sasuke flashes back to that time Itachi got accused of murder and is like "...which cousin."

After they get to Konoha, Kakashi cheats to get to the Haruno's before the kids do and begs Sakura's parents to play along. He's never seen the kids get along as well as they did during this mission. They didn't even fight on the way back! (Mostly because of shellshock, but y'know, whatever works.)

When Sakura bursts into the house with Sasuke and Naruto right behind her, yelling about did you bet my hand in marriage in a card game, Mebuki says "Of course not!" and Kakashi has a brief moment to think he never should have trusted career genin before she adds, "It was mahjong, Mikoto-sama was much too classy to gamble with cards."

Kizashi starts embellishing the details: they were all a little tipsy but everyone was perfectly happy with it the next morning, Mikoto thought the clan was getting a little insular and some new blood in the main family would be good for them, Fugaku wasn't very happy at first but after Sakura started getting such good grades and the academy teachers praised her chakra control he came around.

During this conversation Sasuke is mentally flipping through the month before the massacre when all the adults started acting weird and his dad looked like he'd swallowed a lemon more days than not and comes to the conclusion that everyone was mad because his mom lost him in a game of mahjong because she wanted pink grandchildren.

Sakura: SORRYI'MENGAGEDTOSASUKE

Meanwhile, Sakura is trying not to die as she tells Ino that it's true, her parents confirmed it, and Sasuke informs Lee that as Sakura's teammate and fiancé, he will be protecting Sakura, thank you very much.

Naruto spent about a month grieving his crush on Sakura, and now he's the most aggressive supporter of the good ship SakuSasu. He will throw down if you have a problem with it, believe it!

Within a week, everyone under the age of fifteen knows about the engagement.

LOL YES EXACTLY THIS

Ohhhh that would be. Not good! Seeing as this is an au where Rumi was conceived during rape.

Might be a little like this:

Celine is turning to her, oh no, turning the full brunt of her fury on Rumi—

And the anger dissolves into something else, something horrible, like terror, like abject pain.

Zoey’s hands squeeze the mutt’s shoulders; she hadn’t noticed them touching her at all.

Mira huffs. She’s planted herself directly in front of the mutt. “Let's try that again, huh? Kid, this is Celine, who is usually cooler than this. Celine, say ‘hi, kid who can barely squeeze a lemon without feeling bad about it’.” 

Celine abruptly schools her expression into perfect neutrality. She’s looking directly at the mutt from behind Mira’s shoulder. Something in her intent focus is almost reminiscent of Rumi. Truly, this is the gaze of a hunter.

The mutt swallows, the urge to run fighting with the urge to placate the Hunter fighting with the urge to duck herself closer behind Mira and all resulting in her doing nothing but shaking like the miserable, useless creature she is.

Zoey’s hands squeeze her shoulders again, comfortingly, pulling her back to her body.

Celine bends down to pick up her bag, finally looking away.

“Do you want to go back into the kitchen?” Zoey asks quietly. “You can stay in there as long as you want.”

The mutt shakes her head. If she went, she would never come back.

“You’re sure? I can go with you if that helps,” she adds.

But the mutt—the mutt looks over at Rumi, and Celine, and their intense gazes. She’s like me. Her voice shakes, but she still manages to force herself to speak. “I want to be brave.”

The silence on the way to the couch is deeply awkward. And when they sit down.

“I am sorry,” the mutt says, remembering.

Everyone looks at her.

“About your tupperware,” she clarifies for Celine. “I should not have stolen it.”

And despite how Rumi and Mira and Zoey had talked about how upset Celine would get over the good tupperware being gone—though only ever when they thought the mutt could not hear, which meant the consequences very much would impact the mutt—Celine does not get angry.

“It’s alright,” she says. She does not sound like she means much it, everything flat and hollow, but she says it. “The girls can get new ones.”

The mutt wishes that she would just be upset. It is easier than kindness, even real-kindness and not false-kindness, though she knows it would make Mira, Zoey, and Rumi sad if she said that. Even so, it can feel like waiting to be hit.

Her voice had been so warm and alive, behind the door, when she was speaking to Rumi. And then she had seen the mutt, and became quiet and careful.

The mutt understands. When you’re dealing with an unknown threat, it is smart to wait and observe. But she is in no way a threat to Celine, and she knows how dangerous it is for her to be perceived that way. What she doesn’t know is how to fix it.

Mira catches her eye and wiggles her eyebrows. The mutt does her best to wiggle back.

“Orange slices, anyone?” Mira says in a perfect monotone.

“Yes, please!” Rumi and Zoey say almost in tandem, and then smile warmly at each other.

The mutt collects all these looks for morale and looks at Celine. “You—you have raised Rumi well,” she stumbles. “She’s—great.”

Rumi smothers a laugh with an orange slice. But Celine frowns.

“Thank you,” she says slowly. “She is.”

Rumi chokes the orange down and fans herself. “Oh, go on.”

Celine eyes her sidelong. “With an ego to match, I’m sure.”

“I do nothing by half measures,” Rumi agrees.

“Mm,” says Celine, and is silent again.

Mira turns to Celine. “How about you ask her a question?” she says bluntly.

Celine obligingly turns to look at the mutt, and the mutt does her very best to meet her eyes. She manages only a glance. There’s something unfocused in Celine’s gaze. “How are you finding your room?”

“Good,” the mutt forces herself to say. “It’s—it’s very good.”

“Hm,” says Celine.

The mutt wants to wipe her sweaty palms on her nice new linen pants, but she resists.

“She’s been into linear algebra lately,” Mira says pointedly. “She thinks eigen decomposition is elegant.”

“I see,” says Celine.

The mutt has something stuck in her throat, she’s pretty sure, although she hasn’t touched the orange slices.

She takes a deep breath through her nose, grabbing her temper tight. “I don’t know what your issue is, but you better work it out before we get back in there.”

Celine doesn’t say anything.

Rumi doesn’t know what she expected, but it wasn’t that.

She turns around.

Celine is still standing at the door.

Rumi presses a hand against her temple, tired. “Look, I—I know I’ve done a lot of things that weren’t necessarily what you’ve wanted, but—“

“What?”

“She’s just a kid,” she finishes, nonetheless. “Whatever it is, don’t take it out on her.”

Celine looks—stricken, for some reason, at this remark. “Rumi-ya, I—I didn’t mean—I’m sorry, I never meant—I promised—“

“To protect all that was left of my mother, I know.” Rumi’s only heard it a million times. “Is that all you care about?”

“No, I—“ Celine closes her eyes and leans back against the door. “Before that. Miyeong made me promise her that I would never hold the demon against you.”

And Rumi’s breath stops. Her anger falters.

The demon means her father, however rarely Celine has spoken of him. Rarely enough that Rumi’s never heard this before.

“And I know she isn’t guilty of…” Celine pushes the heels of her hands into her eyes. “She looks so much like him.“

“Guilty?” Rumi echoes, the lump in her throat a violent and living thing.

(She doesn’t remember when she first came to the quiet, sickening conclusion that her father had raped her mother. She does remember the moment—the exact moment, watching Jinu look at that little girl with her hand drawn card—when she’d let herself consider anything else.)

Celine opens her eyes. “I never once looked at you and saw anything other than someone your mother loved. I know she isn’t your father. I’ll get over it, I promise. I just need a minute.”

(The consideration turns to ash.)

“No, you’re not,” Mira grumbles, visibly annoyed. “Celine is.”

“You were cute as a button!” Zoey agrees, and takes her hand so that now the cuticle-worrying is a much greater logistical challenge.

“Are buttons very good at making a good first impression?” 

Zoey giggles. “Well… Celine is notoriously hard to impress.”

“It’s not your fault,” Mira says firmly.

The mutt frowns. None of that sounds right. “You don’t need to lie,” she says.

Mira looks offended. “I don’t lie.”

“She’s a Hunter,” says the mutt. “I’m a demon.”

“Can I make it any more obvious?” says Zoey. “No, Mira’s right, though. Even if that was her problem, no way that’s your fault. She knows better by now.”

“I think she’s… scared of me,” says the mutt.

They both laugh. 

The mutt slips her hand away and tucks it in her lap.

“Nooo, sweetie, I’m sorry,” Zoey scrambles. “It’s just, we know Celine. She doesn’t get scared like that.”

“I’m pretty sure she’s a block of granite brought to life,” says Mira.

The mutt stares at her lap. She trusts their judgement, so much more than her own. But she knows what fear looks like.

On the streets, in a situation like this, the best strategy was to run. But, maybe here there could be a better option. She had rarely had the opportunity to clarify her intentions. Well, except—except for the woman who had taken the containers. And now she’s gotten to apologize for that too.

For all the good that did. In order to explain herself, she needs to be able to explain stuff. 

Mira snickers.

The mutt considers her plan. Her thumb starts to drift towards her cuticle again.

“We should do your nails sometime,” Mira says, passing her an orange segment, not casually at all.

Unfortunately, they took the peels off earlier, so all the fiddling that she could do with the orange would be messy. She takes it anyway.

“Ooh, yes!” Zoey agrees. She holds her hands out in front of her, examining her nails. “Since we’re on hiatus right now, glam won’t even yell at us for at-home mani-pedis; we could have a chill hangout here or we could make a whole thing of it.”

The mutt knows this is an attempt to distract her from thinking about Celine. She hides her smile behind the orange segment. Lucky that she came up with an idea already.

“You don’t have to if you don’t want to,” Mira adds. She gestures between herself and Zoey. “We might be beholden to makeup culture and shit, but you shouldn’t be.”

The mutt considers this, for a moment. Zoey had helped her clean and trim her nails once, on the same day she had taught her how to wash her hands properly (all while rambling about how being several centuries old did not mean that a demon couldn’t keep up with advances in hygiene).

It was nice, having someone hold her hands so gently.

“Maybe,” she says. She would need to know more about what ‘a whole thing of it’ means first.

Before she can explain that, she hears footsteps down the hall, and goes still. Now it is time for her to put her plan into action.

Rumi comes in first, and she looks at the mutt, and she is… devastated. It is such an expression that the mutt looks down at herself, half-expecting to see blood spreading across her warm new shirt.

But there is nothing. And now her timing is off.

EYECRIMES WERE REQUESTED AND SO HERE THEY ARE FOR SHAME! @whitebeltwriter @huntrx-dont-miss @secondtolastrow ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELVES TUMBLR SICKOS DOT COM DOT PNG???

IN THE WET CORNER, FOR TRAUMA FEST 2026, YOUR REIGNING CHAMPION........ RYU RUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IN THE ALSO WET CORNER, A NEW CHALLENGER.... MUTT LASTNAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????

OUR SOB OFF BEGINS STRONGLY, SEOUL IS UNDERWATER IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES

CELINE HAS FLOATED AWAY

ZOEY AND MIRA HAVE FOUND A BOAT. SO FAR, BOTH CONTENDERS HAVE PERFECT POINTS FOR SOBBING: CRITERIA: BIG SAD EYES, AMOUNT OF TEARS, POWER CRYING

JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR THE NEXT EVENT:

SAYING YOU ARE FINE WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT FINE AT ALL

🫡 gotcha pal

HOW COULD WE FORGET!

THE CHAMPION OF ANGST

THE TEARS FROM JEJU!

THE SOBBER OF SEOUL!

UNDISPUTED! UNDEFEATED!

KANG CELINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#RYU RUMI NYQUIL MURI TAKE THAT OFF YOUR DATING PROFILE RIGHT NOW#wolfish behavior#WRETCHED TWINK JINU MADE HER PROFILE#SHE WILL CHASE HIM THROUGH THE WOODS

OK, the original post was already funny but Yakety this takes it over the top for the select group of people who know what you’re talking about.

Also, Yakety, you have given me courage to commit my VERY OWN EYECRIME and inflict it upon this thread. This is your fault!

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EYECRIMES @rosstmcd!

APOLOGIES AGAIN TO @kayr0ss (Go read Wolfish Behavior everyone)

(ALL THOSE PINGS ARE FROM THE MONSTERFUCKERS ON TUMBLR)

is it zoerumi week? it seems to be! How does this work? Here is some excellent Zoerumi fics what i have drawn. Go read em! Send those authors your love! Summer Storm almostlikearen @arendellesfirstwinter https://archiveofourown.org/works/82330766

on your side (lets go to a wedding) @kayross https://archiveofourown.org/works/67865566 here is some excellent fics that i have not drawn (yet???)

toro, toro @kayr0ss https://archiveofourown.org/works/83670806

Start Me Up @ghostbitsforkicks https://archiveofourown.org/works/83435186

Lights, Camera... @chocco-muffins https://archiveofourown.org/works/77289771

Operation: Takedown @drunkinmina https://archiveofourown.org/works/68583966/

Inception veramoray @nosiidam https://archiveofourown.org/works/67060363

Let's Take It From The Top! @xekstrin https://archiveofourown.org/works/71064241

la lune @norsevvy https://archiveofourown.org/works/72029801