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okay so zoey grew up very middle class compared to mira and rumi this is already well established
now i imagine when theyre on tour, huntrix tends to stay in the nicest hotels possible, and that means theyre constantly seeing rich people architecture shit that makes zoey go “wtf is this”
im talking those sinks that like droop down from the ceiling or those extraordinarily over complicated showers
and she starts making a series of videos whenever theyre on the road called “Dumbass Rich People Shit” where she reviews the different features she finds ridiculous from the various hotels theyre staying in and rates them out of 10 based on how useless they are, 10 being “actually this shits kinda fire and it works just fine” and 1 being “how the fuck am i supposed to wash my hands after taking a shit”
and then at the end theres a section called “How the Pros Do It” where she shows rumi and/or mira using these various features like its nothing.
her most famous video is one where during the pros section mira is going over how one of the overcomplicated showers works and zoey off camera is like “okay but can we get a demonstration of it in action?”
and mira says “sure but only if you turn the camera off”
cut to zoey doing her outro for the video, her hair completely damp, clothes on backwards, a couple of obvious hickeys on her throat
rumi in the comments: you two are why we cant have nice things
mira: shes just mad she wasnt there to help with the demonstration
rumi: MIRA
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Choi Zoey Hotel Shower Journal ⭐️ [Rating: M]
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# 01: The Joseph - Nashville, TN, March 3, 2026, Rating: 4/10
“Four out of ten—oh fuck—this shower is too narrow.” The three of them barely fit together in it. The complimentary shower gel, conditioner, and shampoo set are bolted onto the wall so low that it’s beginning to bump into Rumi & Mira’s heads. Her girls, however, are nothing if not determined. “Oh god—Rumi.” They find a way to pin her in between them anyway, with Rumi nosing along her shoulder as her hand snakes down along her stomach and then lower; and Mira pressed up against her front, kissing them both, kissing them hungrily. The water’s nice, at least. A good temperature, steam fogging up as they— “Yes, yes!” Zoey sobs. “There.”
# 02: Hotel Mitsui - Kyoto, Japan, March 8, 2026, Rating: 7/10
This one’s better because it has a tub. A pretty good one too—set deep into the floor and wide enough for three, with a little ledge that Zoey’s been hoisted up on, her back against Mira’s—Mira who is whispering into her ear while Rumi sinks into the water and in between her legs, and, and, and— Oh god, okay, maybe it’s an eight, instead.
# 03: The Dakota - Glasgow, Scotland, March 17, 2026, Rating: 1/10
“What the fuck.” Zoey hisses, holding a towel over her body. It’s so unsexy. It’s so incredibly unsexy. “Why are there eleven shower heads? What the fuck is this? A biblically accurate shower? Be not afraid? I’m afraid!” “It’s… a shower?” Mira is nonplussed. She is also perfect and beautiful and gorgeous enough that Zoey does not hold this against her. And Rumi seems to be trying to operate a mysterious and infuriatingly minimalistic square knob—square! knob!—to turn on this fuck-ass shower and it reminds her of when all the cars started turning the PRNDL into a fucking microwave knob all over again, and why is she acting like this is normal? Last she checked there weren’t any UFO decontamination chamber ass showers in Jeju island, and— “Nope! Sorry.” Zoey sets her foot down. “No shower sex at all—ever—in that thing.” Rumi pouts. “But—” “Forget it!” Mira twiddles her thumbs. “Even—?” “No, Mira, find a different shower!”
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Inspired by silliness brought about by @clar-a-m and our other friends on discord talking about ridiculous rich people showers! xD and alsothis historic tumblr post AND another one about zoey having rumira rate weird showers that i saw ages ago? i think? i wish i could find it but i can't [sob] but i loved it thank you op!
Edit: this is the hilarious kpdh post with Zoey rating things!!!!

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Venezuela Earthquake Relief
I'm making this single post to link several resources and posts so it'll be easier to get
Comprehensive post with ways you can help internationally
This is a link to a post that has several donation links and links to information sources regarding the current state of the disaster.
Dona Yummy
It's a relief fund set up by Yummy, a venezuelan food delivery and taxi app. Them and other allied companies are matching 20-25% of your donation; it accepts international cards, ACH, cryptocurrency and PIX for brazilians.
You can also download the food delivery app since it isn't region locked and order food, medicine and hygiene products from the available supermarkets and farmacies in the app and deliver it to the address of your choice.
Update June 29 2026: Vicente Zavarce, founder of Yummy has posted a tweet stating how the funds are being managed. The tweet is in spanish.
Here is also proof of the funds being used for tents for the refugee camp at Parque del Este.
For more updates on how those funds are being used and other ways Yummy is helping outt during this disaster, check out Vicente Zarvace's twitter and Yummy's socials.
Update July 02 2026: After reaching over a million dollars, the donation link of Dona Yummy now has a transparency section, there you can see in real time how your donations are being used.
Dona Seguro
A webpage created by the venezuelan journalist Ernesto Fuenmayor and vouched by Estefanía León, comedian from a well known venezuelan podcast El Cuartico.
This webpage has several reputable and verified charities for international donations with proof that your donations are reaching the intended communities. This will help to ease your uncertainty of whether your donation is actually helping or not.
Why you shouldn't donate to the venezuelan Red Cross
As it is, the venezuelan red cross has been in the hands of the regime for several years and the donations made to them won't reach us at all.
It was seized by the regime on 2023 and has been under the control of the Rodríguez siblings since.
It is a very corrupt institution, if you want to donate do so at the other charities venezuelans have vouched for.
I am unaware of how other international Red Cross charities are operated, but it's preferable if you donate with the other charities that venezuelans have vouched for.
Update July 01 2026: Here's a brief video by venezuelan lawyer and historian AlexTVzla explaining how the regime took over the venezuelan Red Cross.
Donating to your local donation centers
You can also continue to donate non-perishable food, medicine, medical supplies, baby and kids products, tents, sleeping bags, blankets, clothes and personal hygiene products to your local venezuelan donation sites since those who lost everything will be in refugee camps for the forseeable future that will follow this disaster.
Internet for rescuers and earthquake victims in Venezuela
Conexión Segura Y Libre is an NGO who specializes in anti-censorship tips and free speech in Venezuela. They have shared a gofundme campaign to raise funds to continue to deploy emergency satellite internet points with generators and phone-charging stations in the hardest-hit areas to help survivors, volunteers and rescue teams stay connected.
Other ways you can help
If you're an artist, a group of venezuelan artists are working on making coloring books for the children that survived the earthquake and are staying at the refugee sites. You can contact ch1naweee on twitter throughout the week if you're interested in this project.
I want a Part 1 fic where Kakashi's like "I'm so sorry, rich and powerful lordling who is in love with my cute female student, but unfortunately you can't marry Sakura because she's already engaged to her teammate Sasuke Uchiha." And Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto are all like "HEEEEEEEEEEH??????" but then proceed to go along with it because all three of them detest this pretentious rich kid from the bottom of their hearts.
The following is proof I should always tell my sister my stupid ideas, because she came up with it all by herself and I love her:
After they finish the mission Kakashi manages to convince them that he didn't make the up on the spot and there was a real, actual rumor he heard a couple years ago that Sakura's parents had won Sasuke's hand in marriage from one of his cousins during a card game. Sakura immediately buys it because this sounds exactly like something her parents would do. Sasuke flashes back to that time Itachi got accused of murder and is like "...which cousin."
After they get to Konoha, Kakashi cheats to get to the Haruno's before the kids do and begs Sakura's parents to play along. He's never seen the kids get along as well as they did during this mission. They didn't even fight on the way back! (Mostly because of shellshock, but y'know, whatever works.)
When Sakura bursts into the house with Sasuke and Naruto right behind her, yelling about did you bet my hand in marriage in a card game, Mebuki says "Of course not!" and Kakashi has a brief moment to think he never should have trusted career genin before she adds, "It was mahjong, Mikoto-sama was much too classy to gamble with cards."
Kizashi starts embellishing the details: they were all a little tipsy but everyone was perfectly happy with it the next morning, Mikoto thought the clan was getting a little insular and some new blood in the main family would be good for them, Fugaku wasn't very happy at first but after Sakura started getting such good grades and the academy teachers praised her chakra control he came around.
During this conversation Sasuke is mentally flipping through the month before the massacre when all the adults started acting weird and his dad looked like he'd swallowed a lemon more days than not and comes to the conclusion that everyone was mad because his mom lost him in a game of mahjong because she wanted pink grandchildren.
Anyway, nobody bothers to tell them this isn't actually true until they're in their twenties. By that point either Sakura has grown out of her Sasuke crush because everyone on Team 7 runs on spite and teenage rebellion, or they're already married.
Lee: I promise to protect you with my life! Please go out with me!
Sakura: SORRYI'MENGAGEDTOSASUKE
Ino, in front of God and everybody at the chunin exams: you're WHAT
The proctors and other assorted adults assume this is a split-second lie that came from being put the spot, and politely ignore it, the way you do your teammate reflexively lying to the grocer about what they're planning to make for dinner. Sometimes shinobi instincts overcome common sense, no need to embarrass the poor genin.
Meanwhile, Sakura is trying not to die as she tells Ino that it's true, her parents confirmed it, and Sasuke informs Lee that as Sakura's teammate and fiancé, he will be protecting Sakura, thank you very much.
Naruto spent about a month grieving his crush on Sakura, and now he's the most aggressive supporter of the good ship SakuSasu. He will throw down if you have a problem with it, believe it!
Within a week, everyone under the age of fifteen knows about the engagement.
Within two weeks, Itachi learns that his mother apparently made a blood pact with Mebuki Haruno to see their children married to each other.
#itachi: ...that doesn't sound right #but I don't know enough about my mother to dispute it
LOL YES EXACTLY THIS
Naruto "#1 sasusaku shipper" Uzumaki is killing me, because he would absolutely struggle with it before deciding that keeping your promises is important & it's cool to do what your family wants as long as it's not something dumb that you hate
Itachi: so what's this I hear about you having a fiancee??
Sasuke: oh fuck
[random zoerumis - drunken confessions in the snow]
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“Rumi, you’re—you’re drunk!”
Zoey is red from laughter; Rumi is red from a bit too much soju. It’s snowing as they walk home, side-by-side with clumsy steps that crunch beneath them, but it’s difficult to feel cold with Rumi’s hand wrapped around hers and her lopsided grin, so warm and smitten, chasing away the chill at the tips of her ears.
“And you’re ever so pretty.” Rumi says factually, with an ease that makes Zoey grow redder still. “I have—uh—” Rumi stumbles over nothing, pitching forward a little.
“Oh, boy.” Zoey catches her, biting back a smile. “Careful, baby.”
“I have—” Rumi stammers again, her hands curling into the sleeves of Zoey’s jacket, then she stops when she tilts her head up, because: “Oh.” She’s looking at Zoey’s eyes—then steals a glance down to her lips. “I got distracted.”
“I’m sure,” Zoey huffs out a laugh. “The next time Bobby tries to goad you into matching shots with him I am carrying you over my shoulder and walking out of the bar.”
“But I’m heavy.”
“And cute.” Zoey gives her a little boop on the nose. “Let’s go home, yeah? Mira’s got hot chocolate ready.”
Then Rumi blurts out: “I have a confession.”
That gives Zoey pause. She raises an eyebrow.
“Another secret,” Rumi begins, words sluggish, though the doting look on her face washes away any worry that might have creeped up. Rumi reaches up to fix Zoey’s beanie. “Kept for more than a decade.”
Zoey blinks at her. “If I had nickel… I’d have two.”
“What?”
“Just a saying, jagi.” Zoey says more carefully now, draping her arms loosely around Rumi’s shoulders. They’ve stopped beneath one of the street lamps, and under the light like this, Rumi’s ruddy red cheeks and striking eyes are indescribably beautiful. “What is it?”
“The green gummy bears.”
“The—what?”
“They’re my favorite,” Rumi looks so conflicted as she says it—and Zoey is—
“Oh my god.” Light, delighted laughter begins bubbling in Zoey’s chest and out into the frigid night. Rumi pouts as she places her hands on her waist. “Oh my god—this whole time? You’d always let me have every single one!”
“But they’re you’re favorite,” Rumi’s head falls onto Zoey’s shoulders and she can’t help but snuggle into Rumi’s warmth; to press her nose and laughter into the side of her head as they sway together—until Rumi’s laughing too.
She’s sweet. She’s so sweet—and has been for years and years and years and Zoey wants to pick her up and wrap her in a little blanket and feed her a million little green gummy bears—and maybe some electrolytes for that headache she’ll inevitably have tomorrow, and—
“We can share,” Zoey finally pulls back so she can cup Rumi’s cheeks, warm from the drinks, or the cold, or the adorable blush. Who’s to say. “All I ask is one thing.”
“Anything for gummy bears,” Rumi laughs; brushes their noses together.
“A kiss?”
“I was hoping you’d say that,” Rumi leans in.
And there it is, beneath the taste of liquor—something sweet; something tender.
for the bio siblings au: celine meeting mutt and immediately noticing how much she looks like rumi's dad?
Ohhhh that would be. Not good! Seeing as this is an au where Rumi was conceived during rape.
Might be a little like this:
Rumi knocks the glowing things out of Celine's hands before they can fully take shape. “Stop it!” she snaps at Celine, who is Rumi’s guardian, who is a Hunter, who looks so angry, the angriest the mutt has ever seen.
Celine is turning to her, oh no, turning the full brunt of her fury on Rumi—
And the anger dissolves into something else, something horrible, like terror, like abject pain.
Zoey’s hands squeeze the mutt’s shoulders; she hadn’t noticed them touching her at all.
Mira huffs. She’s planted herself directly in front of the mutt. “Let's try that again, huh? Kid, this is Celine, who is usually cooler than this. Celine, say ‘hi, kid who can barely squeeze a lemon without feeling bad about it’.”
Celine abruptly schools her expression into perfect neutrality. She’s looking directly at the mutt from behind Mira’s shoulder. Something in her intent focus is almost reminiscent of Rumi. Truly, this is the gaze of a hunter.
Rumi’s stance has softened. She doesn’t touch Celine, but she leans into her space, almost as if she’d like to. “I told you, remember?” she says, voice low. “She’s like me.”
“Yes, I hadn’t expected…” Celine does not finish the sentence. Instead, she shakes her head slightly and inclines it to the mutt in an almost-bow. “Hello, it’s good to meet you.”
The mutt swallows, the urge to run fighting with the urge to placate the Hunter fighting with the urge to duck herself closer behind Mira and all resulting in her doing nothing but shaking like the miserable, useless creature she is.
Zoey’s hands squeeze her shoulders again, comfortingly, pulling her back to her body.
Celine bends down to pick up her bag, finally looking away.
“Do you want to go back into the kitchen?” Zoey asks quietly. “You can stay in there as long as you want.”
The mutt shakes her head. If she went, she would never come back.
“You’re sure? I can go with you if that helps,” she adds.
But the mutt—the mutt looks over at Rumi, and Celine, and their intense gazes. She’s like me. Her voice shakes, but she still manages to force herself to speak. “I want to be brave.”
This, of course, makes Celine grimace.
“You’re doing great,” Zoey says, and she lets go of the mutt’s shoulders—the mutt resists the urge to lean after the loss—and slips around to walk beside her.
The silence on the way to the couch is deeply awkward. And when they sit down.
“I am sorry,” the mutt says, remembering.
Everyone looks at her.
“About your tupperware,” she clarifies for Celine. “I should not have stolen it.”
And despite how Rumi and Mira and Zoey had talked about how upset Celine would get over the good tupperware being gone—though only ever when they thought the mutt could not hear, which meant the consequences very much would impact the mutt—Celine does not get angry.
“It’s alright,” she says. She does not sound like she means much it, everything flat and hollow, but she says it. “The girls can get new ones.”
The mutt wishes that she would just be upset. It is easier than kindness, even real-kindness and not false-kindness, though she knows it would make Mira, Zoey, and Rumi sad if she said that. Even so, it can feel like waiting to be hit.
At least if Celine just hit her, she wouldn’t have to wait.
Unfortunately, Celine seems to have a preference for waiting.
Her voice had been so warm and alive, behind the door, when she was speaking to Rumi. And then she had seen the mutt, and became quiet and careful.
The mutt understands. When you’re dealing with an unknown threat, it is smart to wait and observe. But she is in no way a threat to Celine, and she knows how dangerous it is for her to be perceived that way. What she doesn’t know is how to fix it.
Mira catches her eye and wiggles her eyebrows. The mutt does her best to wiggle back.
“Orange slices, anyone?” Mira says in a perfect monotone.
“Yes, please!” Rumi and Zoey say almost in tandem, and then smile warmly at each other.
The mutt collects all these looks for morale and looks at Celine. “You—you have raised Rumi well,” she stumbles. “She’s—great.”
Rumi smothers a laugh with an orange slice. But Celine frowns.
“Thank you,” she says slowly. “She is.”
Rumi chokes the orange down and fans herself. “Oh, go on.”
Celine eyes her sidelong. “With an ego to match, I’m sure.”
“I do nothing by half measures,” Rumi agrees.
“Mm,” says Celine, and is silent again.
Mira turns to Celine. “How about you ask her a question?” she says bluntly.
Celine obligingly turns to look at the mutt, and the mutt does her very best to meet her eyes. She manages only a glance. There’s something unfocused in Celine’s gaze. “How are you finding your room?”
“Good,” the mutt forces herself to say. “It’s—it’s very good.”
“Hm,” says Celine.
The mutt wants to wipe her sweaty palms on her nice new linen pants, but she resists.
“She’s been into linear algebra lately,” Mira says pointedly. “She thinks eigen decomposition is elegant.”
“I see,” says Celine.
The mutt has something stuck in her throat, she’s pretty sure, although she hasn’t touched the orange slices.
Rumi slaps her thighs. “Okay! Celine, I have a sponsorship proposal I wanted to run by you. Could you join me in the office for a moment?”
It takes everything Rumi has in her not to immediately snap at Celine and ask her what the hell she’s thinking once the door is shut behind them.
She takes a deep breath through her nose, grabbing her temper tight. “I don’t know what your issue is, but you better work it out before we get back in there.”
Celine doesn’t say anything.
Rumi doesn’t know what she expected, but it wasn’t that.
She turns around.
Celine is still standing at the door.
Rumi presses a hand against her temple, tired. “Look, I—I know I’ve done a lot of things that weren’t necessarily what you’ve wanted, but—“
“What?”
“She’s just a kid,” she finishes, nonetheless. “Whatever it is, don’t take it out on her.”
Celine looks—stricken, for some reason, at this remark. “Rumi-ya, I—I didn’t mean—I’m sorry, I never meant—I promised—“
“To protect all that was left of my mother, I know.” Rumi’s only heard it a million times. “Is that all you care about?”
“No, I—“ Celine closes her eyes and leans back against the door. “Before that. Miyeong made me promise her that I would never hold the demon against you.”
And Rumi’s breath stops. Her anger falters.
The demon means her father, however rarely Celine has spoken of him. Rarely enough that Rumi’s never heard this before.
“And I know she isn’t guilty of…” Celine pushes the heels of her hands into her eyes. “She looks so much like him.“
“Guilty?” Rumi echoes, the lump in her throat a violent and living thing.
(She doesn’t remember when she first came to the quiet, sickening conclusion that her father had raped her mother. She does remember the moment—the exact moment, watching Jinu look at that little girl with her hand drawn card—when she’d let herself consider anything else.)
Celine opens her eyes. “I never once looked at you and saw anything other than someone your mother loved. I know she isn’t your father. I’ll get over it, I promise. I just need a minute.”
(The consideration turns to ash.)
“Oh,” Rumi says.
“I’m messing this up,” says the mutt, worrying at her cuticle with a thumb. “What should I do?”
“No, you’re not,” Mira grumbles, visibly annoyed. “Celine is.”
“You were cute as a button!” Zoey agrees, and takes her hand so that now the cuticle-worrying is a much greater logistical challenge.
“Are buttons very good at making a good first impression?”
Zoey giggles. “Well… Celine is notoriously hard to impress.”
“It’s not your fault,” Mira says firmly.
The mutt frowns. None of that sounds right. “You don’t need to lie,” she says.
Mira looks offended. “I don’t lie.”
“She’s a Hunter,” says the mutt. “I’m a demon.”
“Can I make it any more obvious?” says Zoey. “No, Mira’s right, though. Even if that was her problem, no way that’s your fault. She knows better by now.”
“I think she’s… scared of me,” says the mutt.
They both laugh.
The mutt slips her hand away and tucks it in her lap.
“Nooo, sweetie, I’m sorry,” Zoey scrambles. “It’s just, we know Celine. She doesn’t get scared like that.”
“I’m pretty sure she’s a block of granite brought to life,” says Mira.
The mutt stares at her lap. She trusts their judgement, so much more than her own. But she knows what fear looks like.
On the streets, in a situation like this, the best strategy was to run. But, maybe here there could be a better option. She had rarely had the opportunity to clarify her intentions. Well, except—except for the woman who had taken the containers. And now she’s gotten to apologize for that too.
For all the good that did. In order to explain herself, she needs to be able to explain stuff.
But maybe she can prove it.
Zoey says, “That would explain her abs.”
Mira snickers.
The mutt considers her plan. Her thumb starts to drift towards her cuticle again.
“We should do your nails sometime,” Mira says, passing her an orange segment, not casually at all.
Unfortunately, they took the peels off earlier, so all the fiddling that she could do with the orange would be messy. She takes it anyway.
“Ooh, yes!” Zoey agrees. She holds her hands out in front of her, examining her nails. “Since we’re on hiatus right now, glam won’t even yell at us for at-home mani-pedis; we could have a chill hangout here or we could make a whole thing of it.”
The mutt knows this is an attempt to distract her from thinking about Celine. She hides her smile behind the orange segment. Lucky that she came up with an idea already.
“You don’t have to if you don’t want to,” Mira adds. She gestures between herself and Zoey. “We might be beholden to makeup culture and shit, but you shouldn’t be.”
The mutt considers this, for a moment. Zoey had helped her clean and trim her nails once, on the same day she had taught her how to wash her hands properly (all while rambling about how being several centuries old did not mean that a demon couldn’t keep up with advances in hygiene).
It was nice, having someone hold her hands so gently.
“Maybe,” she says. She would need to know more about what ‘a whole thing of it’ means first.
Before she can explain that, she hears footsteps down the hall, and goes still. Now it is time for her to put her plan into action.
Rumi comes in first, and she looks at the mutt, and she is… devastated. It is such an expression that the mutt looks down at herself, half-expecting to see blood spreading across her warm new shirt.
But there is nothing. And now her timing is off.
It is only after Celine comes in to the room, and not before she enters, that the mutt manages to sink to the floor, kneeling properly.
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UNDISPUTED! UNDEFEATED!
KANG CELINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hello everyone!! It's once again time to announce Diakko Week! Like last year it'll be at the end of August, from the 23rd to the 29th. Prompt suggestions will open later this month, so keep an eye out for that; this post is just to confirm that we are hosting it again this year. Hope to see you in August! Illustration by @homagetoerrata

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tried my hand at an EYECRIME inspired by @yaketysmax and loosely based on my ww au fic. i freaking love their entire vibe. so consider this a yakety appreciation post as well.
(づᴗ _ᴗ)づ♥️♥️ !!! ♥️♥️
If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain
Tags from @yaketysmax:
#RYU RUMI NYQUIL MURI TAKE THAT OFF YOUR DATING PROFILE RIGHT NOW#wolfish behavior#WRETCHED TWINK JINU MADE HER PROFILE#SHE WILL CHASE HIM THROUGH THE WOODS
OK, the original post was already funny but Yakety this takes it over the top for the select group of people who know what you’re talking about.
Also, Yakety, you have given me courage to commit my VERY OWN EYECRIME and inflict it upon this thread. This is your fault!
YES! LET US ALL DO EYECRIMES AND INFLICT THEM UPON UNSUSPECTING AUTHORS! (WITH LOVE AND ADMIRATION)
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EYECRIMES @rosstmcd!
APOLOGIES AGAIN TO @kayr0ss (Go read Wolfish Behavior everyone)
(ALL THOSE PINGS ARE FROM THE MONSTERFUCKERS ON TUMBLR)
run jinu u wretched twink! RUN! RUMI IS NOT HAPPY SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE ON HONMOON HONEYS SHE HAS EYES FOR 2 LADIES ONLY
is it zoerumi week? it seems to be! How does this work? Here is some excellent Zoerumi fics what i have drawn. Go read em! Send those authors your love! Summer Storm almostlikearen @arendellesfirstwinter https://archiveofourown.org/works/82330766
on your side (lets go to a wedding) @kayross https://archiveofourown.org/works/67865566 here is some excellent fics that i have not drawn (yet???)
toro, toro @kayr0ss https://archiveofourown.org/works/83670806
Start Me Up @ghostbitsforkicks https://archiveofourown.org/works/83435186
Lights, Camera... @chocco-muffins https://archiveofourown.org/works/77289771
Operation: Takedown @drunkinmina https://archiveofourown.org/works/68583966/
Inception veramoray @nosiidam https://archiveofourown.org/works/67060363
Let's Take It From The Top! @xekstrin https://archiveofourown.org/works/71064241
la lune @norsevvy https://archiveofourown.org/works/72029801
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something about mira being the #1 wing woman for zoerumi in on your side (let's go to a wedding) by @kayr0ss just feels so right. we all need a mira to be the voice of sanity and reason in our lives 💖
toward the sun, from the sun

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rumi starts saying kill ten billion demons jutsu during their fights & “believe it!!” & Zoeys like ok u have to be so real with me rumi are u watching Naruto when u sneak off to brood & rumis like…….maybe. & then at like 1:03 am she sends a pic to the group chat of the ninja team & it’s Naruto zoey, sasuke rumi, sakura mira & mira IMMEDIATELY responds when she wakes up she’s like BC I HAVE PINK HAIR? bullshit. make me sasuke & rumi in her mind is like. this is bullshit I can’t explain the whole sharigan & demon shit . n rumi is like. no it’s me & zoeys like miraaaaa it’s bc of mine & rumis obvious sexual tension & rumis like………yeah that’s why
WAIT SHIT I FORGOT THE WHOLE THING IS NARUTO BIG DEMON
fox spirit whatever. anyway changed my mind Rumi naruto, zoey sasuke, mira Sakura & then the above convo is the same except zoey n mira are bickering over who gets to be sasuke & then mira is like sigh this is easily fixed. rumi is Sakura im naruto & zoey is sasuke
rumi cannot explain the demon stuff & so she sulks for daaaaaays about it
ok but after the reveal zoey resurrects the argument & she’s like ok so. rumi naruto for obvious reasons (THANK you zoey. FINALLY.) & mira is sasuke bc she wishes she could kill her whole village (wouldn’t that make me sasuke’s big brother what’s his face) & then IM sakura & i refuse to hear anymore arguments about it
anyway they go as the trio for Halloween one year & beg Celine to dress up with them & I can’t decide if she just put on one of the headbands or if she goes all out . Mira tells her that rumi is going as naruto & so she dresses up as like. the hokage or smth & rumi is like. why is ur costume better than mine & miras like. bc she’s richer than god. & bc I helped her. & rumis like WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME??? I ASKED YOU A LOT? I WENT DOWN ON U FOR LIKE TWO HOURS???? & Mira’s like we both know that was more fun for you
celines like. I DIDNt know that & I wish I still did not
the HUGE whiteboard where zoey explains the whole situation to celine (rumi = naruto because orphan, bonded to a demon, sweetheart) (sasuke - brooding, hot, gay) (sakura - underestimated, whatever, I don’t rmbr that much about her , healer? anger issues? waaaaajt mira u legit might be sakura??) gets leaked like SUPER blurry in the background of smth else & naturally all the fans are all over it & basically make the connection now between the demon stuff & rumi being “half demon” & it spirals bc they’re like omg everyone they’re leaning hard into the huntrx verse what do u think it means for rumi
& everyone’s like RUMI COMING OUT ?? but no one will agree as to WHAT bc it literally says “super gay” on the whiteboard so demon can’t be short hand for queer? unless it maybe is supposed to mean trans? but then their whole discography is suddenly suuuuper transphobic which seems not to fit with them being extremely trans positive all the time so the fans are stumped trying to figure it out & basically they decide that it’s about metaphorical demons like depression
so rumi is like. face down on the carpet like. our fans think im gay & depressed
& mira doesn’t bother looking up from her magazine she’s like you ARE gay & depressed
& zoey snaps a photo crouched next to rumi (still facedown on the carpet) & does a peace sign & posts it like. rumi being gay & depressed lol
anyway the fan war is appeased now that they know #queen rumi #gay & depressed
This made me laugh!
[rating: M] zoerumi ficlet week day 6: video games (truck simulator)
zoey's halfway through shucking off her shirt when rumi's truck rams against the freeway railing.
then comes a series of in-game notifications: property damage: €-1,280, truck damage: 25%, cargo damage: 18%.
but it's whatever.
it's really hard to care about any of that right now, and european roadway laws can eat shit. zoey licks into her mouth. shirtless and beautiful and grinding on her lap.
"o—oh fuck."
"you know i've always wanted to do this," zoey giggles. "think you can finish the delivery?"
finish. finish, yes, she could definitely finish if—wait—
"what?" rumi asks in a daze, head tilting sideways when zoey begins mouthing against her neck. she manages to keep a hand on the (fake) steering wheel, and miraculously avoids a second set of collisions. her other hand grabs zoey by the thigh, pulling her closer until their hips press together.
"ride a car. and you." zoey says it just as her hands slip beneath rumi's shirt. she scratches at her stomach, her sides. licks along rumi's jaw. "but, you know, minus all the safety concerns to ourselves and others! so this is perfectly, really."
rumi's truck rear-ends a little cab when zoey whines right into her fucking ear. she lets go of the wheel altogether because, fuck, why have only one hand all over her body when she can have two? but then:
"drive for me, unnie?"
for me. for me. for me. and rumi just can't ever say no, and—
"just think of it as," zoey leans back with a mischievous grin. she glances down between their bodies, nails sinking into rumi's shoulders, then rolls her hips right against rumi's crotch with a wink and a small gasp at the heat that she feels there, "playing on hard mode."
there's a pause.
"okay," rumi grips the wheel, white-knuckled. "okay," her free hand slips between their bodies to fiddle with the drawstrings of zoey's shorts. zoey shivers through her tender laughter when she feels rumi's fangs on her shoulder. "you asked for a ride."