kayr0ss

Fandom: KPDH

Pairing: Polytrix

Rating: T

Word count: ~3.8k

Polytrix gift exchange fic written for my beloved @kayr0ss. Designed to make her laugh and also the closest thing to crack I've ever written!

Read it on AO3

Rumi would love to throttle their younger selves for allowing the architects free rein on the penthouse design, because it turned out to be impossible to babyproof.

Please think about what fandom creators can see. If you post something online publicly, there is a likelihood they can and will see it! Fandom creators are not the same as professional creators. We occupy the same tight-knit community online, nerding out the exact same way as our peers! I really don't care what you have to say about my fics, and certainly don't expect everyone out there who reads them to enjoy them, but don't TELL me ajdfkls - do it in private please!

Please think about the intent behind what you're saying publicly for fandom creators to see. Speaking personally, I love seeing people theorize and talk about my own works (shoutout to a lovely shark friend of mine <3)! That being said, I'm also fiercely protective of my versions of these characters, and get genuinely disheartened if someone reads and declares malintent into characters that I love. Those takes have been thankfully rather self-contained (and none public beyond ao3 comments sections), but I can't express how sad and discouraged I'd be if they spread and convinced others that that was the story I was telling, let alone if they'd spread while I was actively writing the fic.

It stings. We see these comments and takes, and some I still think about months later, wondering if there's any other way I could've made my narrative and my love for the characters within it clearer.

“Can I get to know you, Mira-nim?”

aka one of mira’s many kdrama moments in wolfish behavior by @kayr0ss. timelapse under the cut!

One day Mira can't take it anymore and has to ask what she's doing, cause Rumi only ever does this to her and Zoey and surely that means something, right?

"I do it anytime I want to kiss you." Rumi sheepishly admits.

Zoey coos so aggressively she almost starts crying. Mira's eyes do tear up and she pulls Rumi close so she can headbutt her, soft and lingering. She pulls back and Zoey swoops in to replace Mira's forehead with her own upon Rumi's. Mira pushes in again, this time her head pressing against Rumi's neck. Zoey pulls back to do the same on the other side.

Prompt voting for this year's prompts is now open! The poll closes on the tenth. We received over 100 prompt ideas this year; thank you so much for your suggestions! It was difficult to curtail that list into this vote, but we tried to represent as many ideas as we could while keeping it manageable.

(or: a quantitative study)

~300 words (technically)

now i imagine when theyre on tour, huntrix tends to stay in the nicest hotels possible, and that means theyre constantly seeing rich people architecture shit that makes zoey go “wtf is this”

im talking those sinks that like droop down from the ceiling or those extraordinarily over complicated showers

and she starts making a series of videos whenever theyre on the road called “Dumbass Rich People Shit” where she reviews the different features she finds ridiculous from the various hotels theyre staying in and rates them out of 10 based on how useless they are, 10 being “actually this shits kinda fire and it works just fine” and 1 being “how the fuck am i supposed to wash my hands after taking a shit”

and then at the end theres a section called “How the Pros Do It” where she shows rumi and/or mira using these various features like its nothing.

her most famous video is one where during the pros section mira is going over how one of the overcomplicated showers works and zoey off camera is like “okay but can we get a demonstration of it in action?”

and mira says “sure but only if you turn the camera off”

cut to zoey doing her outro for the video, her hair completely damp, clothes on backwards, a couple of obvious hickeys on her throat

rumi in the comments: you two are why we cant have nice things

mira: shes just mad she wasnt there to help with the demonstration

BUT WHERE IS MY #TEETRIX COMPILATION I HEAR YOU NOT ASK? Here it is! In which our brave idiotic trio are in some kind of stupid competition to wear the worst t shirts they can find! WHO LEFT THAT BLANK TEMPLATE THERE FOR FURTHER EYECRIME ENCOURAGEMENT???? Plus! the unofficial, unsanctioned and unmoored from reality

a03 x teetrix crossover event!

Featuring excellent fics who did not deserve these eyecrimes. Sorry authors. Go read them everyone!

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