Clam OwO

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

things used to be $5

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

love when a show introduces a set of three characters and immediately ur like, "ah, polyamory."

thinking about how ursula k leguin said "what goes too long unchanged destroys itself. The forest is forever because it dies and dies and so lives" and how everyday i wake up slightly different and i can feel myself shed the skin of who i used to be slowly, slowly, until i look back and can scarcely recognise who i was... but also she is still a part of me, part of the leaf litter and the humus, supporting me as i send new roots down and new leaves stretching up to the sunlight

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

passing the joint to the fursuiter homie and they have to stick their arm all the way down their dog mouth to reach their functional mouth

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?