ill vampire cowboy

people keep whispering "oathbreaker" at me when i walk past them

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

distinguished

rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)